Establishment Mercenary

One who's for hire to do the bidding of the Nation State, (see also "State Actor").

After the Establishment Mercenary retired from congress, he became chair of a multi-national corporation.

by Hermathecles March 29, 2023

Pencil Mercenary

A person who kills pencils

Watch out for your pencils otherwise the Pencil Mercenary will kill them

by IfyournameisAshyourprobablydum July 21, 2023

Reverse mercenary

When the girl gets in the male’s position and pegs her partner.

M: Dang man, my butt really hurts.

Y: Oh, did you do reverse mercenary last night?

M: Hellllllll yeah.

by Gaskeepgatebossgirllight July 24, 2023

9n9 Mercenaries

9n9 Mercenaries, A group of kick ass mercs on the game "Roblox". This mercs enjoy in the following:
war.
raiding.
rape.

Those 9n9 Mercenaries really did rape my sister!

by eqewqewqew2 December 31, 2023

Hair-Mergency

Hair-Mergency: noun
A sudden and urgent need for a haircut, often due to a last-minute event, a botched DIY haircut, or other hair-related crisis.
The term "Hair-Mergency" was coined by Rene "Reneofny" Guemps, a mobile barber/stylist in New York City. Rene offers emergency haircut services to clients in need, traveling to their homes, hotels, or offices at any time.

I accidentally cut my bangs too short! I need a hair-mergency appointment ASAP.

by Reneofny October 23, 2024

Peakestia Mercenarius

A player of the asymmetrical horror mobile game, Identity V who mains the character, Mercenary. More importantly, it is to refer to someone who is a good Merc player. Much like an endangered species, these players are hard to come by — hence the name.

Hey, do you mind if my friend joins us for rank? He's a Peakestia Mercenarius.

by stupidzukela May 17, 2025

Me-Mergency

Me-Mergency is when your trying to masterbate one last time,"quickly" before doing anything thats on an actual schedule, and it seems like everything is against you at the time.But you have no problem,causing your schedule to be screwed up,but it usually affects those around you.Its not a term that you'd use when explaining why your late,you have to come up w.some petty excuse. But it's easy to justify it when said to oneself.Jokingly.

Oh,Im really sorry i couldn't help find your cat lastnite, it was so windy I barely made it to my car"Thinking to myself,Not sorry I was enjoying a sweet"Me-mergency" which takes precedence over just about anything.

by Peteandbird January 14, 2026