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Spicy memory

Noun. Synonym for "trauma". Used when speaking about a trauma in a comical environment.
You call it trauma, I call it spicy memory.
by elcurzo June 27, 2022
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Auto-selective memory

Things you remember randomly without purposly remembering them
My Auto-selective memory just reminded me of something I wasn't thinking of and I didn't choose to remember it when it happened..
by ReMarkAble December 3, 2015
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Slut-lective memory

To deny, forget or ignore your own slutty hook-ups especially whilst judging a friends recent exploit.
She must have a nice slut-lective memory to call me a whore. She once slept with six guys in one weekend.
by Funnier than Brian May 28, 2013
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mammary memory

A man's ability to remember any bare breast that he has ever seen, with a high level of detail, even many years after the last sighting of the remembered breast.
At the age of 52, Bill was thankful that his mammary memory allowed him to continue enjoying the sight of his college girlfriend's bare breasts, even though they had broken up before graduating from college.
by Andrew J. Cook October 24, 2009
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Repressed Memory Emily

A therapy doll used by guidance counselors
Mr. Frond: Don't throw Repressed Memory Emily!
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018
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nostalgic memory

My personal Time machine allows me to go backward in time for the purpose of enjoying the good experiences of my past lived life.

Not to be confused with critical memory the time machine that searches out the bad experiences in hopes of finding someone to hold responsible.
I remember when sex was safe and hang gliding was dangerous but that is a wonderful nostalgic memory.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
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Critical memory

My disabled offline personal time machine once used to relive bad experiences with the sole purpose of finding the responsible person and punishing them instead of allowing God's karma to do it for me.

progressives have not disabled critical memory and still use it for vigilante social justice.
Personal inner tranquility was instant the moment I disabled my Critical memory and took it offline.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
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