meatball chu

the new chinglish slang used to describe fat people who are just.......fat. And at most times with the implied meaning of being stupid as well. "Chu" is the chinese word for "Pig"; hence the common attributes from a pig (i.e. fat and dumb) goes from there.

Oh look there he is! He is such a meatball chu.

by Esioda April 29, 2009

Meatball Hailstorm

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.

Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)

by meatball hailstorm December 11, 2011

meatball pillow

When a male suffocates someone else with their ballsack for a sexual thrill.

John - "I gave wendy a meatball pillow last night"

Sam - "Awesome"

by Fayle Ming December 1, 2014

Meatball

A very fatperson

Girl one: "Hey look at Becky she looks like she gained a few pounds!"
Girl two: "yah! she looks like a walking meatball!"

by Itsyahboidom April 20, 2018

meatball syrup

When a man's sperm smells like maple syrup.

My wife wanted maple syrup but I thought she said "meatball syrup". So I asked her for a blow job and she said it tasted like maple syrup.

by Tapsize May 23, 2018

Meatball Gorgonzola

Similar to a meatball sub, this phrase is used to describe an extra juicy insertion by a gronk or kyle.

"Bruh, did you see kyle meatball gorgonzola that bitch"

by Muffinmanseudonym August 22, 2019

Meatball

A ball made of meat, typically a food.

Sven: Yeah, could I get a, uh, big ass meatball?

by Jack_En0ff December 2, 2019