Matching carpets

where pubic hairs are of same length or same cut as your head hairs

dammmnnn she was good in bed but she had matching carpets :/

by Niffer-fish January 17, 2009

Matching curtains and carpet

When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.

Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

machingo

Machingo another word for friend- my friend

Hello machingo

by Weird Perfection February 3, 2018

Maching

A word for expressing offensiveness towards another person

Damn Eric be maching

by Coo his Man October 5, 2020

Mashing Potatoes

The sexual act of two men violently slamming or grinding their testicles against each other.

Ryan ruptured one of his balls again last night while he was mashing potatoes with Tommy.

by Bobbyvento October 12, 2021

mashing nasties

The act of having sexual intercourse. Also known as bumping uglies.

I think two people are mashing nasties in that motel room.

by awmm June 5, 2022

Letter Mashing

1: Randomly entering nonsensical letter into an online competitive word game, like "Word With Friends" in hopes of the game accepting it.

2: A good excuse for cheating.

*Plays "liripip"*

"Yes! It accepted it!"

"Dude, what the hell was that?!"

"I donno, I was just Letter Mashing....."

*Plays "xylopolist"*

"Hehe 120 points, he can't win now"

"Dude, what the hell was that?!?!"

"I Donno, I was just Letter Mashing"

"Sure dude, sure."

by Raynesta August 15, 2011