Masturbatorium

A masturbatorium is a portmanteau of the words master bait and laboratorium. It means a place or room that is used for master baiting. Used by the youtuber RADAL.

Person 1: "Come in come in, make yourself at home!"
Person 2: "God damnit, what the hell is this masturbatorium!"

by Stupid Fucking Idiot November 2, 2022

Masturbatoric Hypoesthesia

A condition acquired when you masturbate until some part of your body goes numb, usually either your fingers or genitals.

Mr. Sanchez, do you masyturbate excessively, because your numbness is due to a condition called masturbatoric hypoesthesia .

by anonymous April 6, 2024

Social Masturbator

A person providing social commentary aimed at enforcing said person's superior knowledge and ethos of current moral / values and that which is politically correct. Social mastrubators are often failed / undiscovered political journalists and band together on social media where the opportunity to point out where a politically incorrect view is raised.

That tweet brought out social masturbators in full force.

by AJ Nel January 20, 2016

Emo masturbator

A individual so weak minded that has nothing better to do than to masturbate to the cuts on his body.

Alejandro is such an emo masturbator I'm going to get a ppo on him .

by Ppogiver September 11, 2018

text masturbator

someone who likes/tapbacks their own text message; also: text masturbation

It's inevitable that Stewé will tapback his own texts; that text masturbator is the only one who thinks he's so funny.

by The original Studly Hungwell September 13, 2025

Self-masturbator

This word has two definitions

1. Someone who masturbates to themselves
2. Someone who masturbates to porn they drew themselves

Admit you’re a self-masturbator already.

by Sp33D King December 24, 2025

The Fisher Masturbator

An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.

Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?

by L*na August 2, 2022