masturbate

*some of the* slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank, and waxing your carrot.

Now... Banning fantasizing about your neighbors wife? Well what else is a man supposed to think about while he's waxing his carrotmasturbate?
-Source: George Carlin

by Aazn February 20, 2006

masturbate

when a man slowly and while getting quicker rubs his penis up and down when he is horny until he ejaculates. results in extreme satisfaction.

last night i walked in on my brother masturbating. it made me horny so i stole his playboy, took off all my clothes, and started to masturbate in my room.

by AlwaysBord April 14, 2007

masturbated and came

A phrase said when somebody posts or shows a picture of a woman. The phrase however mostly used on women, is not exclusive to be used on beautiful people, humans or animated objects for that matter. It can also be used on gory images and/or sickening.
The phrase can be used on just about anything that would give some, some sexual pleasure.
The phrase was first used on iSONEWS and later on Something Awful forums.

image of Tubgirl is posted and a reply is: Hawt chick! Masturbated and came.

a female poster posts a picture of herself, and a reply is "Masturbated and came, more pics please, naked preferrably"

"Not enough gore in the video. But still, masturbated and came!!"

by Cloud002 January 27, 2007

mastrubate

Ones gratification of gentials

He mastrubate as hardcore

by barfdidr March 3, 2014

masturbate

verb.
1.to perform a form of pleasure to ones self.
2.to perform a form of pleasure onto someone.

i need to masturbate im to horny to talk.

by deek22 May 3, 2006

Masturagetion

This defines the state of mind where someone becomes so pissed off that the only way to relieve stress is to masturbate furiously.

Dude: Hey man, your girlfriend cheated on you.
You: Ah that sucks.
Dude: With me. :3
You: WHAT THE FUCK?! TIME FOR SUM MASTURAGETION! *pulls out dick and starts fapping* AGGGGHHHH!!!

by Mast of the World May 7, 2010

masturbate to stay warm

When someone strokes your ego because you passively prompted them to do so. "Masturbate" relates to the self-love aspect, while "staying warm" relates to the warm feelings received from the compliment.

Sally: I feel so fat! I gained like 3 lbs last month.

Pat: (Thinks: Why does Sally have to always masturbate to stay warm...so annoying...whatever, I'll just play along) You look great, Sally! What are you talking about? You're totally smokin' girl.

Sally: Thank! You always make me feel better.

by Sisterhood of Words April 12, 2017