Mystic Taco

A magical vagina that pops out 2,000 babies per second.

Ever hooker I've meet had a Mystic Taco

by Mystical Guru July 4, 2010

masticoprecipitosomnambulophobia

Fear of sleepwalking in the rain while chewing gum.

I would have met the assignment deadline were it not for my masticoprecipitosomnambulophobia.

by Harold Beerdrinker September 5, 2011

Mystical twatasaurous

the vag u can never get....

"goddamn i had a dream last night about that mystical twatasaurous..."

by golden shaft July 29, 2009

Mastigulate

An involuntary execution of every bodily function all at once. such as sneezing, vomiting, bleeding, crying, farting, orgasm , sweating, defecating, salivating, urinating, hiccuping, having a seizure, etc. Generally associated with extreme stress.

That band is so awesome they'll make you mastigulate!

He tried to be smooth while talking to the super hot girl but instead he mastigulated.

by Remo "Uzi" Gwaldabi April 2, 2011

Mastigulation

The act of executing every bodily function all at once. Crying, puking, sneezing, bleeding, sweating, defacating, urinating etc. (use your imagination) normally brought on by extreme stress.

she was so hot she made me mastigulate.

As he entered the witness stand he began to mastigulate.

Mastigulation is common at Guantanamo Bay.

by Remo "Uzi" Gwaldabi April 7, 2011

Mystical Game

Mystical Game are types of games played by mystical gamers. They contain mystical characters with their mystical powers in a mystical land and they are controlled by mystical gamers who often spend multiple hours playing the game.These mystical games often last for 30 mins or more.

Krystin: David, you have been playing that mystical game the entire Saturday. Get off it

David: I have not been playing this mystical game the whole day...

by ShieldOfDeadman September 25, 2013

masting hole

A hole in which masting/mastering occurs, also known as master hole...note that masting in this definition is the act of ejaculating or engaging in some kind of sexual act. A clever but somewhat obvious term to be used in public to deter strangers from eavesdropping on a sexual/private conversation.

frat boy 1: Dude...Kara was such a freak!!

frat boy 2: How freaky brah?

frat boy 1: She asked me to mast in her masting hole.

frat boy 2: Nice :)

by Dr. Plague October 10, 2013