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The Markley

This activity is done by a man and a woman. To accomplish this, the man must be dressed in tight solid color boxers, a superman cape, and sunglasses. The woman must be wearing a Victoria's Secret "Very Sexy" bra and black lace panties.
The first step is to fill the flat bed of a red Ford F-150 with Abercrombie and Fitch "Fierce" cologne. The next step is to find a driver both you and your partner trust. The driver will maintain a speed of at least 90 mph on a local interstate while you and your partner remain in the flat bed. Throughout the ride the man must mount the woman and proceed to massage her breasts and kiss her neck. This is the ultimate foreplay move (especially if the woman's name is Lauren).
My new girlfriend and I tried The Markley yesterday on Forbes Avenue.
by BCS5 September 12, 2008
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Jenna Marbles

Satan, according to Jacksfilms and all his viewers. even though the majority of YIAY fans might not have even seen a Jenna Marbles video in their lives.
YIAY viewer: *Sends Jack a picture of Jenna*
Jack: Oh, how did Satan get in here? No place for Jenna Marbles, right Klondike?
Klondike: *Confused, she just licks Jack's face hoping to make him happy even though not even dogs can heal souls as dead as his*
by _Andromeda October 21, 2018
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marble

Auto racing term for a ball of rubber on the track that has come off of a tire. Usually used in the plural. Multiple marbles take over entire racing lanes on the outside of normal racing grooves or lanes. Marbles decrease grip, causing cars to crash in corners. Drivers compare driving on marbles to driving on ice.
Dale Earnhardt, Jr., has been making great time on the high side. But that was too high. He got up into the marbles and slapped the wall.
by wordguy2 March 14, 2010
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ass marbles

Stress or tension; being so tense you could shove marbles up your ass and keep them there.
I have to write this application for University, and it's giving me ass marbles.
by Madeleine Powers December 12, 2008
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marblecake

When, upon performing anal sex, semen and shit are mixed.
Dominic asked that his boyfriend not wipe, then proceeded to marblecake him.
by Rukis Croax July 25, 2008
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markleeshoodie

markleeshoodie = one of the best out there
great content just bootiful
tiktok, better be grateful to have her 😼😾
(better follow hyucks90slove too)
"Wow, markleeshoodie is so cool"

"Amazing entertainer"
by weenee_teenee January 14, 2021
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Marble Row

Reference to a row of marble headstones in a cemetary when somebody is smoking a Marlboro Red cigarette.
If you keep smoke'n those Marlboros you'll end up in a Marble Row.
by bcogden February 6, 2009
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