candy mandy muffin

when your doggy does you

My dog candy mandy muffined me

by Candy Lane January 4, 2008

Mandy

A Potato who really isn’t a potato but claims to be one.

Usually never talks but silently plans murder when no one is around them.

Hates everything in general.

Guy: Don’t piss that one off. She is a Mandy
Guy 2: I don’t want to die...so I won’t.

by Patotobish March 13, 2018

mandy germ disease

It is a bacteria and virus that is uncurable. It spreads through both female and male, attacking the genetilias. Spreading the disease known as "The Mandy", or an British slang for "Itchy Balls and Ovaries". The virus mutates in the Breast, in particular the left breast.

You just got the mandy germ disease, stay away from me, you may make my balls itch too.

by Casey Parker April 8, 2008

mandate

What Elton John goes on

"Hey was that Elton John? Yea, he was with his flamer friend, on a mandate."

by esims March 28, 2010

Mandy

Man eye candy....

"I can't wait to see my Mandy at the gym tonight..."

by Eccentrica February 6, 2010

Mandy

Common canadian slang for a cameltoe.

"i just did this drop dead gorgeouschick last night, thing is she had a Mandy the size of a dinner plate".

by BigFatBallSack. September 20, 2009

frandito mandito

a wierd mexican chant that came off the top of someone's head. I dunno what it means, YOU dunno what it means, and the creator sure as hell doesn't know what it means.

"Aye aye aye....I am the frandito manditoooo!!!!"

by Colin Farrell's Lover February 14, 2004