cod4 mandem

A Person who plays copius amounts of Call of duty 4.
they usually have gamertags like II TiiKTAKKzz xx

Tom: Yo, Joe's been playing Cod4 for ages, Fuckin cod4 mandem.

by btcc August 8, 2009

Pete Mandelson

Pete Mandelson (as in Peter Mandelson, heavyweight politician of the UK), refers to MDMA when one is talking about drugs on the telephone.

Can also be: Pete, Peter, Mandelson.

Drug Dealer: 'Hello'.

Buyer: 'EZ geez, was wondering if Pete Mandelson was about, and what color suit is he wearing?'.

DD: 'Yea he is chief, and he's sporting a lovely champagne number'.

by dinnum2010 January 4, 2010

Eastbrook mandem

Eastbrook boys are the definition of fraudsters and rapists. They like to steal from their school mates and share bare girls, they all look like frogs and bang out the same outfit with the dirty durag they stole from paks.(MAY GOD BE WITH ANYONE WHO ENCOUNTERS THEM) repeat after amen.

“Arghhh someone stole my phone” it’s probably one of the eastbrook mandem

by By graceywacey December 20, 2018

Manber

A small, warm-blooded mamal; usually one with a light complextion and blonde fur. Manbers are extremely annoying and seem to really piss everyone off. Manbers speak English , but due to an excessively low I.Q., most of what they say makes no sense at all.

Don't you just want to punch that manber and throw it off a cliff?

by LDStef January 28, 2010

The mandela catalogue

(spoilers??????)

LITERALKY SO FUCKING SCARY I SHIT MY PANTS AND I TREMBLED LITERALLY SO HARD WHEN IT WAS IVER

my dad knocked on my door when stanley said "your new friend is inside your home, now." AND I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER I SWEAR

gabriel is the best no cap fr

"have you seen the mandela catalogue on youtube"
"yes and i shit my pants and i was creaming my pants and i uh.... i forgor 💀"
"gabriel is the best isn't he"
"yes he is"
"tmc fandom is the best no cap"
"mhm"

by OPEN_THEdoorMARK❗️❗️❗️ October 28, 2022

mandela effect

An perfect example of how dumb, forgetful and easily persuaded humans are.

I could say, "The word 'carcass' never existed," and everyone would start yelling "MANDELA EFFECT!"

Amy: Want a rice crispie?
Barb: It's rice KRISPie.
Amy: No no, Rice Krispie is a name of a company, rice crisp-
Barb: IT'S KRISPIE! MANDELA EFFECT!!!
Amy: *rolls eyes*

by snafu love November 21, 2016

Mandela Effect

A brain infection that causes a person suffering from it to be physically incapable of admitting a mistake. Saying phrases such as "I was wrong" or "I must have misremembered" create an acute sensation of pain, so the sufferer will do everything they can to avoid speaking those words. A common symptom is the invention of fanciful theories about a Parallel Universe and/or Time Travel to explain away memory lapses. This is a communicable disease. As of yet a cure has not been discovered, though taking a break from one's smart phone and/or computer and taking a walk outside does seem to soften the severity of the symptoms somewhat.

Billy: Yo, what's up with Jimmy? Have you noticed that he can never admit when he's wrong about something, even when it's super obvious?
Zachariah: Don't be too hard on him, Billy, he has the Mandela Effect. His brain is all messed up.
Billy: Ouch, poor bastard! I guess I'm going to have to avoid him until he gets better -- the last thing I need right now is to catch that too.
Zachariah: Smart idea.

by Brain from Terra Incognita January 5, 2017