mong jump

paralympic sport for absolute mongs. current world champ: Jamie Smith

go and practice the mong jump you fucking spastic.

by mong1234 December 15, 2011

mong-o-tron

Someone who is utterly retarded (and also possibly a transformer)

Megatron: I will pwn your ass Optimus Prime!!
Optimus Prime: STFU mong-o-tron

by lemonfreshsmurf March 26, 2007

Mong Foot

When a girl's Ugg boots slope so far down to one side that they are walking on the sides of their feet. Instead of throwing the boots away they continue to wear them into oblivion.

Look at her over there, she's got mong foot!

by Peculiar Percy June 19, 2010

Mong-Gimp

A totally spasticated idiot.

Originally formed by combining the words:

'Mong' - (Mongoloid) a total spac.
'Gimp' - A smiling idiot. :)

Tim 'Ronnie Slapped Arse Corbit' Benfield

George Bush

by Tom Jones September 21, 2004

mong hole

Someone stupid or acting foolish

Shut up you little Mong hole

by Dirtylittlescrounger November 2, 2017

mong doubt

Mong doubt - the kind of doubt a stupid person may experience in times of confusion.

look Jerry than idiot has been trying to cross the road for ages, no Tony he's Just got mong doubt!

by tomitch24 July 28, 2014

Mong Life

"Mong Life" means always trying your best, enjoying everything you do – like work, friends, hobbies – and making the most of life. It's about being happy and positive, and inspiring others to do the same.

- Damn that boy is enjoying life in his lambo

- Yup, he living that Mong Life

by Mongster August 16, 2023