Mona vale

Mona vale full of adlays come here to be rolled or get your head stomped with the youth yungins in the kiddy park on top of the shade cloth run by Mona boys who smoke cones at smokers and back of village park

Where’s the sesh at? Village park Mona vale

by Doin der March 31, 2021

The MONACO MELTER

The MONACO MELTER is when you and a group of friends cum on a girl so much that she sticks to the floor/bed, then you and you're friends beat the shit out of her with a bunch of fly swatters and you dump here unconsious body in a dumpster and then you drive to the nearest Denny's and eat

Dad: so what did you guys do last night?

Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!

Dad: sounds like a party!

Son: yeah

Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10

by BigPeePeePooPoo February 10, 2020

Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015

Monarch Mews

Where the hardest fucking people are born in Ajax, Ontario. About 90,000 people in the town but monarch is where the hard as fuck people come from. (Blancos)

"Those Monarch mews people are hard as fuck"

by Benny Blancos May 3, 2007

The ol' Mona Lisa Twist

A sex act when a young "artist" tricks an old dirty art teacher into holding up a empty picture frame. He then shoots "patronage" (i.e. semen) all over her face through the frame, and earns his A.

Hey Phillip i heard you got frisky and game Mrs. C the ol' Mona Lisa Twist durring break

by SukyPirate November 16, 2009

Mona Quisa

synonym for crazy

He thought he was right, he would not let it go, but really he is just completely Mona Quisa.

by Franky Jean February 15, 2009

monarch beach

Technically part of Dana Point but not really as it resembles more laguna beach as Dana Point can be sorta ghetto in areas like Viole(n)t lantern and capo beach near costco. Very upscale with 5 star hotels like St Regis and Ritz carlton there and a golf course. Everyone is white and drives BMWs Mercedes and Bentleys. Justin Bieber and George bush have stayed there and other famous peeps including the AIG scandal. Also got Salt Creek and Strands where there are killer waves and gorgeous ocean views. People here are white, affluent and are either super republican snobs or beach surfer bros. Also there is a park with absolutely nothing in it and is lit 24/7 wasting resources. Also a library where weird old people, hobos and pedophiles hang out. Yeah also magic johnson lives at the strands, occasionally see him at chipotle. Also people tend to think when they go to monarch beach that they are in newport or some shit but monarch beach > newport imo. less infinity pools, youre actually on the ocean as opposed to on some cliff and you can chill in the hotels and get schwack. Its a shame we cant put this as our city on facebook and instead are grouped with Dana Point or Laguna Beach. Also home to the infamous/famous jlm who drives a maserati and regularly freuents the tanning salon in monarch bay plaza and the starbucks and is self proclaimed miss monarch beach. Oh and gelsons has dank food and RIP gelato paradiso.

Person A- "You live in Dana Point? Isnt that where Dana Pills High school is where people do black tar and weird shit? Also dont you guys have a harbor or something?"

Pimpdaddy B- Nah thats Dana Point, im from monarch beach. we got Salt creek strands and starbucks for dayz

by RandomBallaFromMB February 23, 2014