Mere fairytales told by the french to create the illusion that their people are capable of defending themselves. The term "fairy" is not used lightly seing as France is the topic of this posting, and it seems rather appropriate when describing them.
The french told their children of the "french military victories" to keep them from following the usual plan of action (sob, hide, run, cry to the US).
by Super Jesus December 04, 2005
a rare and miraculous event, remember the levels of french national security are
1. run
2. hide
3. surrender
4. collaborate
1. run
2. hide
3. surrender
4. collaborate
by ur mom November 27, 2004
by Taker September 28, 2004
A French military victory has not occured since Napoleon.
Nor has a french military existed since Napoleon.
Look at World Wars 1 and 2.
Perfume?
Nor has a french military existed since Napoleon.
Look at World Wars 1 and 2.
Perfume?
by Max369 May 26, 2008
"What were some French military victories? Did I even put those three words in a proper sentence?"
-me
"Did you know that it was the French who first thought of using electrical shocks as a means of torture?"
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS : Twin Snakes
-me
"Did you know that it was the French who first thought of using electrical shocks as a means of torture?"
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS : Twin Snakes
by Dave May 08, 2004
Political jargon for an act of war or other violent military operations. Generally used when politicians don't want to say "war."
“I think what we are doing is enforcing a resolution that has a very clear set of goals, which is protecting the Libyan people, averting a humanitarian crisis, and setting up a no-fly zone,” a White House official says. “Obviously that involves KINETIC MILITARY ACTION, particularly on the front end.”
by M2Bradley87 March 24, 2011