New Mexico Threesome

A Threesome with 2 women and 1 man, where the 2 women stick 1 finger each into the man's butthole.

Miller had a New Mexico Threesome with Annie and Cassie and their finger's stink.

by 1507 January 9, 2012

Killing in Mexico

Another way of saying your are super bored. Boredom of this degree only happens on 3 day weekends and during the summer.

Ronn: Yo man, what up?
J-Dawg: Dude, im killing in Mexico. I havent left this chair in 2 hours

by Brett the Pimp June 10, 2005

New Mexico Red Enchilada

When a Mexican girl is on her period and sits on your chest and punches HER self in the stomach getting red sauce all over you as if you were a tortilla.

I was with a real latina last night, she busted a New Mexico Red Enchilada all over me.

by highschool sicko April 24, 2011

US-Mexico Border

The area in which more beaners pass into the United States than air gets breathed every day. One can find people are stupid enough try and gets drugs,beaners, and a ton of other illegal contraband items to pass by hard ass U.S. soldiers who won't budge and always get caught.

P1: "So...what's the US-Mexico Border??"
P2: "Oh!! That's the place where you can get into Mexico in under a minute, but it takes about 2 hours get out of...if you're lucky."
P1: "Wow doesn't that suck."
P2: "Well, if you have nothing to lose, you could always go udf."

by crazyrunner November 28, 2007

Grants, New Mexico

A town 70 miles west of Albuquerque, was once known for as the Uranium Mining Capital of the world and now is known for the teen mom capital of the world. Its a place where by the age of 16-25 you'll have 3 kids from three different guys in which the mother is still shady about who they are, and the babies are all goverment supported. Where the best place to hang out when your in high school and shitfaced, is the riverwalk with the native americans, and you'll casually pass out under a bridge or on a park bench. The Allsups Honch is the drink of choice among high schoolers. Its usually filled with vodka and and a soft drink of some sort and by the time your 20 you'll have at least one DWI. The schools teach you nothing including your times tables, spelling, and basic math such as, divison muplication, and adding. Everyone uses the term 'Eh' after a sentence. Everyone has a Staring problem. There are two main bars and both have many 'swamp donkeys' lurking around. If your even slightly weathly i.e 350,000 annual income, you and your children will act like your shit dosent stink. There is no where to shop except Wal Mart and Bealls and are frequently out of sizes Large and Xtra large. if your caught in a scandal of any sort such as, divorce, cheating, sexual favors, STDS, DWI, battery, Drugs harder weed, or got someone pregnant, everyone will know by the end of the week.

Its a shithole that if your born here and leave, you always get dragged back.

Friend: " Have you been to Grants, New Mexico?
Friend 2: "yeah I was there last week seeing my 10 kids"

Grants Dude: " I was all fuckin hammered Eh"
Dude2: "Your from Grants, New Mexico arent you."

Person 1: Where you going on your Vacation?"
Person 2: "Grants, New Mexico"
Person 2: "WTF??? Why??"

by unknowngtowner March 12, 2011

pre-mexico

The area between the Mexican border, and the nearest checkpoint in the United States.

Its called that because this area is inhabited by Mexicans. (close to 85%) Since there are a lot of Mexicans, there are a lot of Mexican heritage in the area making some areas look and feel like Mexico, and also at times speak border language.(i.e Tex-Mex)

"Hey man where are we? There's a lot more Mexicans then white people."
"We past the checkpoint in Falfuras. We're now in Pre-Mexico"

by w12w34 December 3, 2013

Juan Mexico

A Mexican

Juan Mexico makes a mean Taco

by Thiccrickstoleyourgirl October 19, 2019