When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.
by notnops January 12, 2008
The pair of underwear worn playing a sport, often containing skid marks of shit, sweat, and possibly urine.
by Fistfullofchiken March 20, 2011
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by jackcoke81 May 20, 2008
A messy monday is the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of an african american man's penis.
It does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.
It does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.
todd: (while looking up at his black lover from his knees) "This is gona be one messy monday!"
darsharius: "Mmmmmhhmmm"
darsharius: "Mmmmmhhmmm"
by twigtwigtwig July 29, 2009
When a male notices his female companion has belly button jewelry and proceeds to project his spermatozoa into her belly button. The belly button then becomes infected.
"Dude, last night Kevin totally gave that girl a Messy Overberg...she's gonna be feeling that in a few days."
by Mizzou April 11, 2008
The procedure of getting your 'fingers messy' when fingering your girl, in other words masturbating a girl for their pleaure
by cally bads December 07, 2008