Mergle

Mergles usage began with horny Asian businessmen when they could not remember any english words with which to communicate their ideas to underage prostitutes. Now commonly used for a lack of words.

"Alright Daniels, fuckin give up this shit already, we know you killed that bitch!"

"...mergle"

by $$$ June 29, 2004

Miles Merkley

An Extremely Sexy guy who the ladies cannot resist. A person whose imperfections you know and can live with. A person who "wants" to make you happy. A person you can be totally yourself with. A person who laughs at the same things and gets your sense of humor. A person you trust to take care of you if and when you need it. I've found that person and he has to love you when you're mean, ugly, and unlovabe because he knows you love him and these are your imperfections that he can live with. And his name is Miles Merkley. You cannot match his swag.

1. "Hey do you know that kid over there?"
"Where?" (Person looks and melts) "That's Miles Merkley...

2. "Who's that sexy guy over there?"
"I can't look, he's too sexy"

by KendallJenner November 8, 2012

merked

When you get beat up, socked, or shot

"some fuck boi gets punched"
Damn he just merked the shit out of you

"just got shot in the leg"
Bro take me to a hospital some boi just merked me

by T.I.NMan September 24, 2014

Myrkle

When you go out somewhere and there are men in a circle blocking out anyone and everyone except each other. (Myrkle- Man Circle) Below you will see what it is like trying to get into a Myrkle.

Friend 1: Lets go to the club. I really need a man.
Friend 2: hopefully every guy isn't in a Myrkle. If they are, you're screwed.

by Panic! With my Chemicals May 14, 2016

merklin

The Gayest sickest motherfucker around. He is so sick that even walking in on your grandma during a triple anal scene is cupcakes to this motherfucker. If you want someone that has an asshole that sucks your cock like a vacuum cleaner this dude is not it. Its quite the opposite, he has hemorrhoids that shoves your dick back at you.

The transvestite that I picked up in Thailand is a total merklin.

by BlueMountainState69 April 18, 2017

merked

To belittle someone or be disrespectful to them in any way.

"Lisa got merked by Joey today in class. He was being so rude she almost cried!

by Julian7 March 25, 2018

MerlexMaster

MerlexMaster is a youtuber who makes videos in his bedroom at 3an because that's what lonely people do

"Merlexmaster went to sleep at 5am"

by Merlex July 27, 2020