Mental Whore

A Girl who is not incense a traditional whore, but in get the same mental rush from flirting with guys. usually leading them on until she gets her fix and moves on...

"Just because she goes to church every sunday and has a purity ring dosent mean she is not a mental whore!"

"The Smack a hoe movement should include keeping the mental whore down by not giving them what they want."

by RustyPineApple December 9, 2008

Mental Virginity

The state of mind prior to having been mind fucked.

Ted: I lost my mental virginity after watching Shutter Island.

Nick: I lost my mental virginity after watching Human Centipede.

Tom: You guys are mind whores.

by Tedschloiter August 18, 2011

mental hell professional

Flip reference to a psychotherapist who is obviously straight outta the nuthouse.

Seeking help from that mental hell professional allowed me to appreciate my own comparable wellness.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019

mental geller

one who is as mental as red ross

ed was going red with anger, you might say he's going 'mental geller'

by steven7 March 8, 2008

Mental Boom

A common occurrence in League of Legends players that happens as a result of too much caffeine mixed with a subconscious sense of self-loathing due to tying one's self-worth to a rank in a game that pisses you off. All while living a sexless/incomeless existence in your mother's basement where your greatest source of gratification in life is confusingly making random teammates online that you have never met and will never see again suffer, even if it is at the cost of your time as well as the time of other innocent bystanders (IE your teammates).

Rav had a mental boom last night, making it impossible to find good plays and edit his youtube montage consisting of Iron 5 footage.

by The Draygo December 30, 2021

Mental capas

A shorter way to say mental capacity, which means the capacity that your brain can take.

Me: Says a joke.

Jonathan: I don't get it.

Me: uh, is it beyond your mental capas to get the joke.

by get it right the first time May 31, 2009

Mental Horsepower

When you personally have made a repair to a machine and feel that it works better just because you worked on it. Even if the part of the machine you worked on would not make it work any better.

Jim: "I replaced the heater core in my car, now it seems faster..."
Sam: "I've heard of that before."
Jim: "Seems to run smoother too!?"
Sam: "That's Mental Horsepower!"

by MNIGHT August 21, 2009