walking mattress

A female military member that sleeps her way to promotions.

"Did you hear? That chick got promoted again for sleeping with a Staff NCO."
"That girl is such a walking mattress."

by marineseverywhere March 4, 2012

Squaddy mattress

A Lady, Woman or Girl that thinks it's a turn on to fuck all of the british army whilst on a night out. The Squaddy Mattress earn their keep by getting free drinks from the from the unsuspecting soldier in return for back ally action.

"Lets get out of here this place is full of Squaddy Mattress's"

by Theblackbridge February 1, 2010

Middleburg Mattress

a nasty, slutty, female residing in Middleburg, Florida that engages in many sexual acts with many males.

The sluttiest girl in Middleburg, Florida is considered the Middleburg Mattress.

by urgerburger April 7, 2011

bank of mattress

Keeping your money under your mattress because it is the cost-effective and economy-proof solution.

'Hey man, want to go to the store?'
'Yeah sure, I've just got to make a quick withdrawal from the bank of mattress.'

by peirateis August 8, 2009

black mattress

a white girl who only sleeps with black guys.

Nicole is a black mattress

by because you need to know July 1, 2006

Mexican Mattress

When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast

Dude I did a mexican mattress at home yesterday, I was so freakin' stoned

by The Dragon Lung January 11, 2009

squat mattress

A girl who fucks a lot of squatters. Often a squatter herself, though not necessarily.

That girl fucked all the guys in the squat! What a squat mattress!

by Tigrrlily November 21, 2006