FISSION MAILED

A term loosely meaning that you have been embarrassed to the highest degree, similar to pwned and You Got Served

Origin: Metal Gear Solid 2 near the end of the game, there's a screen that says that very phrase that's supposed to mimic the "Mission Failed" message you get when you normally die in said game.
Dude, your girlfriend sucked my cock last night! FISSION MAILED!
by DANfan February 21, 2005
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air mail

I had a cabbage and bean salad for lunch, which although very tasty and healthy, left me with a great deal of air mail.
by Cockaseega July 10, 2009
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jizz mail

junk mail, can be either email or paper. can be spam or just from annoying people. nothing you'd want to read, usually goes straight to the trash can.
I checked my box this morning, but everything there was jizz mail so i dumped it. I have no time to waste opening jizz mail.
by susannah eanes November 19, 2007
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mail getter

jordan: go get the mail.
miranda: what am i? a mail getter?
jordan: yeah.
by iceboxderek January 02, 2010
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mail suffrage

I believe mail suffrage should be available to anyone who wants to vote.
by Sylkwurm May 25, 2020
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Douche-Mail

An E-mail sent someone with an especially Douchey tone. Most of them time sent by someone who is frustrated by the receivers stupidity.
I had to fire off some Douche-Mails earlier this morning, those customer service people are morons who frustrate me to no end.
by shaginwagin April 19, 2010
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Malay Mail

a newspaper that loves to instigate the prejudicial feeling among peaceful Malaysian.
Please do not be too Malay Mail? You've been stirring the peace by prejudicial headlines and caption in the news.
by Peace loving Malaysian March 23, 2020
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