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loomah valoomah

A faux-Sanskrit term used by the chronically memory-impaired to describe an esoteric act of yoga that they can't quite recall the name of, in the hope that a lay-person won't realise it's a ridiculous figment of their imagination.
"Today after I had my soybean tofu stew with goji berries I meditated on the eternal wheel of life, centred my chakras and um, sank into a.. loomah valoomah."
by Farrah J August 26, 2007
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lolmarolf

abbreviation of laughing out lout my ass rolling off the floor
sample:
- GeneralGrievous
04/21/2008 - 05:59
axe this is for u
04/21/2008 05:45:01 You shot and killed brocolli

- KF_Bill
04/21/2008 - 06:01
DragonForce this is for u
04/21/2008 06:00:01 You shot and killed killthenoob

- GeneralGrievous
04/21/2008 - 06:02
cheers bro was gonna get him but beat

- GeneralGrievous
04/21/2008 - 06:03
u lie bro he not dead

- KF_Bill
04/21/2008 - 06:03
lolmarolf
by KF_Bill April 21, 2008
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Lomatra

When a male ejaculates into a blind woman's eye.
by mfg2011 August 20, 2008
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Lolmap

An image that makes the viewer Laugh Out Loud by it's insightful representation of relationships observable in the image.

A Map of LOL, Insightful satirical representation of relationships sharply observed and represented in an image.
This lolmap is hilarious!

That lolmap is seriously twisted...

Check out this fucked-up lolmap of the president butt-fucking a country with a pipe.
by qattacozl July 28, 2009
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Loma

Retarded way of saying lmao
Also a Chinese hacker
Pred: Did you see that shit.
Jared: loma.
by SugoiOnna June 18, 2017
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Lomma

Lomma kommun.

Is a small town (kommun) on the Swedish south-west coast.

The town is famous because of the town folks incompatibility with customer support.

A normal explanation to this problem to coupe with Customer support is said to be "there is something in the water"
Lomma is a small town
by Samolito December 19, 2017
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Lerma simp

the biggest simp of simps , often likes to make up stories and try to make himself look better so girls can be more attracted to them.
Boy 1 : Dude did you hear what he was just saying ?

Boy 2: Dude , I know he’s saying stuff he’s never done before and never will.

Boy 1: He’s such a Lerma Simp dude .
by AJA October 30, 2019
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