Connor Leonard Crawford

Biggest dick on the block and fucks so many bitches

Friend: have you seen Connor Leonard Crawford dick it’s so big.
Friend 2: yeah dude I gave him head and I kept gagging.

by Definitelynotconnorcrawford November 14, 2022

Aina,Maria,Roger,Leonardo

This is the parlem per escriure class group. Roger has the biggest dik but Leonardo's is bigger. Maria and Aina are very nice. Aina wants to be a phycologist Maria wants to be an art teacher.

Aina,Maria,Roger,Leonardo hate parlem per escriure.

by Aedghvihb December 2, 2020

Fort Leonardwood

the shittiest army basic training base in all of America. its hot as hell in the summer and cold as hell in the winter. there is nothing to do there even when training. the Drill Sgts. are all a bunch of dumb asses that waste your time. the only fun thing to do is U.S weapons and M.O.U.T training, Military Operations in Urban Terrain. other than that you waste your time sitting in the barracks cleaning and getting the shit smoked out of you! You cant go anywhere in the grass without getting ticks stuck to your nuts. The entire surrounding area is woods and they go on for hundreds of miles so its useless trying to run away. Its also one of the dumbest training forts for the fact that they train Combat Engineers and MP's (Military Police) right next to each other. the two M.O.S's cant stand each other for the simple fact that MP's are stuck up Pussies and try to arrest us engineers for getting drunk and having a good time, but end up getting hurt. the only town outside of Leonardwood is a small hick town full of strip clubs that have who knows what kind of STD's. quite frankly if you want to join the army dont pick 21B 31B or 74D or your dumb ass will end up in hell!!!

-My son who's in the Army is graduating Basic Training this Friday.

-Oh really where is he?

-In Fort Leonardwood, I'm so proud of him

-Oh you mean Ft. Lost in the Woods jesus i feel sorry for your son.

by Wyler mofukin Tebb November 30, 2009

LeTard

Someone who comes across as illiterate and not very intelligent.

Lebron James is such a LeTard. Did you hear his attempt to explain his reasons for leaving Clevelanad for South Beach (the Miami Heat) the other night night on ESPN?

by Uno Numero July 12, 2010

Leonardo

A very sexy hot fit spicy and dashing italian guy, who always dies!

Tanya- Hey who is the hot italian!??
Rasha- i think he is one hot Leonardo
Tanya- He sure is! oh no!! He died!

by buy leonardo mugs November 16, 2011

St Leonards

A private and rather exclusive Scottish public-school. Known for its high admission standards, the pupils of the school are often thought of as elitist and judgemental.

"Oh I know, that lot from St Leonards are such annoying people. They think that with their money and titles they should get whatever they want!"

by Andrew XY January 14, 2008

Lepard

A real animal, with sharp claws and big teeth. it lives in Russia and eats bears

guy 1: lepard? thats not a real animal

guy 2: yes it is

by flintbeastwood September 5, 2011