Definitions by Definitelynotconnorcrawford

Haley Alexis Spaulding

An elegant woman with such beauty and such grace. She has the biggest of bootys and the biggest of boobs. Her face though tops it all off with such indescribable looks. She is ineffable

Guy 1: Haley Alexis Spaulding has huge boobs and a big butt
Guy 2: yeah but her beautiful face is the best of all of it

Haley Alexis Spaulding by Definitelynotconnorcrawford January 11, 2024

haley spaulding

haley spaulding is a woman who will make you question life itself with her “would you love me if i was heart worm medicine” and plenty other retarded things she says. it make my brain hurt

oh hey looks its haley spaulding
oh ive heard shes retarded
yeah you’d be right

haley spaulding by Definitelynotconnorcrawford September 2, 2023

Connor Leonard Crawford 

Biggest dick on the block and fucks so many bitches

Friend: have you seen Connor Leonard Crawford dick it’s so big.
Friend 2: yeah dude I gave him head and I kept gagging.

Connor Leonard Crawford by Definitelynotconnorcrawford November 14, 2022

Connor Crawford 

Sexy big penis

Hot woman: look it's Connor Crawford
Other hot woman: he's so hot

Connor Crawford by Definitelynotconnorcrawford May 16, 2022