3 definitions by Definitelynotconnorcrawford

Connor Crawford

Sexy big penis

Hot woman: look it's Connor Crawford
Other hot woman: he's so hot

by Definitelynotconnorcrawford May 17, 2022

Connor Leonard Crawford

Biggest dick on the block and fucks so many bitches

Friend: have you seen Connor Leonard Crawford dick it’s so big.
Friend 2: yeah dude I gave him head and I kept gagging.

by Definitelynotconnorcrawford November 15, 2022

haley spaulding

haley spaulding is a woman who will make you question life itself with her “would you love me if i was heart worm medicine” and plenty other retarded things she says. it make my brain hurt

oh hey looks its haley spaulding
oh ive heard shes retarded
yeah you’d be right

by Definitelynotconnorcrawford September 3, 2023