Lettuce

The earths toes fungi

Hey man you want some ground LETTUCE

by KelpWorm June 16, 2021

Lettuce Game

The lettuce game first came about at a BBQ in Tooting circa May 2022. It is believed it was used by a wise man to befriend/alienate a large group of people at a vegetarian social event. It is unknown exactly how it came about but the rules are clear. Two teams lineup against each other, with each player armed with a lettuce. One by one the players begin munching down on their lettuce once finished the next player in their team can begin eating their tasty lettuce. The winners are the team that finish their lettuce first. The game has become popular in social circles across south west London, it is thought by 2025 almost 20 people will have played the game.

Come on Rory, we could really do with an expert lettuce muncher like yourself to help us win the lettuce game.

by Qwertyuiop69happymeal May 23, 2022

bootleg lettuce

1. bok choy; asian cabbage;

2. Any green, leafy vegetable of dubious origin.

Enzo don't want to be stuck eatin' nothin' but bootleg lettuce and baby food for a week.

by Seattle Jimmy August 3, 2010

rat lettuce

marajuana laced with estrogen and rat poison

Hey Tommy lets sell John some rat lettuce.

by braddrew September 26, 2011

Román lettuce

A dingy crack whore

Sally was lookin like román lettuce.

by Gangsterboy24 September 9, 2014

colorado lettuce

Another term for weed

Yo man, you got any of that colorado lettuce?

by rggzy June 13, 2016

swamp lettuce

weed

Yo dawg let me chomp on some of that swamp lettuce.

by subdude6869 February 27, 2017