late for school

Dreaming

Certain to fail.

"See that perfect 10 across the bar right there? She's coming home with me tonight."
"Yeah, wake up, dude. You're late for school."

by Yapjaw May 29, 2016

Unfashionably late

Showing up to an event when it's already over.

Bobby was so unfashionably late, he showed up to watch some football and the game was already over and everyone else had left.

by RiskyShananigans February 3, 2017

Late for a Meeting

Something you say when you don't want to stop to talk to that annoying person in the office who never stops talking about things you aren't interested in.

Joe: "Hey Marla, how are you this morning"?

Marla: "Great Joe! Sorry can't talk now..I'm Late for a Meeting".

by Britini girls January 23, 2013

late and bake

Blazin late at night instead of going to sleep.

An adventure in the night...and we aint talking about wet dreams

" Im not ready for this day to end..."

" Then lets late and bake mothafuckaaas! " - (Fogell voice)

by KidMonster October 24, 2010

factually late

When the use of a 'fun fact' backfires, as the receiver of said fun fact considers the information to be common knowledge. A play on the phrase 'fashionably late.'

Girl: "My boyfriend always falls asleep after sex, it's so annoying!"
Girl 2: "You know, there's a chemical reaction in mens' brains that causes them to be sleepy after an orgasm? Fun fact!"
Girl: "...Yeah, you're factually late, I've heard that about a million times. It doesn't change that it's annoying."

by Not without dups August 16, 2010

Late Riser

Late Rise is someone who wakes up from bed really late
But mainly is someone who doesn’t get hard right away as the normal person should

“Brenna why is your bf such a late riser”
Mom:”Why are you being such a late riser this afternoon”

by Ohye1381 November 11, 2021

late 420

Exactly 4:28. Not a minute before or after.

"Aww man we missed 4:20!"
"Don't worry man, it's only 4:26. We can still catch late 420."

by BLAZE DABS May 12, 2018