laser eyes

The best mother-fucking superpower known to man.

Ammo includes but isn't limited to:

- lasers
- fire extinguisher
- hot dogs
- money
- firey stuff that makes rockets take off
- bullets
- more hot dogs

Pew! Pew! Zap! Ka-pow! Boom!

Laser eyes kick serious ass!

by NotOriginal December 15, 2008

laserbeamed

Getting steaming drunk and taking lots of drugs

"Oh man, I was so fucking laserbeamed last night!"

by creationx January 16, 2009

Latnered

To completely rape a test. The test didn't even stand a chance. If the test was a real person you would be hiding behind a corner in a dark alyway waiting for it. Then taking it by force and putting it up against a wall and just fucking it to death.

Dude, I totally just Latnered my AP Calc test like it ain't no thang

by AsainParents April 1, 2010

Unfair laser

Noun: Otherwise known as arcane enchanted or arcane needle in popular dungeon crawler Diablo 3, these lasers of hell cause great damage and are sometimes impossible to avoid, leaving the player to question whether stacking toughness instead of dexterity is a smart choice of action.

Son of a fucking bitch, these blues are spawning unfair lasers.

by Sausageleigh June 19, 2014

laser vom

A powerful form of puking that is accomplished with such force that it seemingly exits the mouth as straight as a laser beam.

"You should have seen it man, Horatio smashed the keg-stand record and then laser vom'd across the room!"

by john larue January 17, 2009

laser-noodle

a projectile from the mouth...most likely being a noodle.or spit,or basically anything.this most-likely happens when some one is really excited,or just retarded.it is quite funny,but some times disgusting if you fall victim to a laser-noodle

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: dewd,i was at game stop the other day,it was so awesome.

weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!

by awesome-dude-with-long-hair December 18, 2008

laser piss

A laser piss is when you piss in a straw and connect it to an air compressor. The speed at wich the piss exits the straw is comparable to a laser, thus, laser piss.

''You can't piss a 800Km distance to reach my head''

''Watch me engage a laser piss upon ye!''

by Baab32 November 5, 2013