Lost Homie Syndrome

When your homie gets a taste of that sweet, sweet punani on the first date and drops everything else to make sure this girl stays happy just for some more punani

Bro I farted in front of Brian’s girls and know they both don’t talk to me, mans got lost homie syndrome

by FattySpit1 November 20, 2018

Lost in the jungle

When you have too many pubes, and your dick looks smaller as a result.

My snake is lost in the jungle. I better shave so she knows what I'm really packin'

by WhitexZombie June 30, 2020

lost his marbles

Having gone totally nuts. Or, turned irrevocably stupid.

Yeah, Simmons thought there were frog people in his closet pilfering all his socks. I'm telling you, he's lost his marbles!

by Intelligence001 February 11, 2021

never lost lady

A GPS system or the female voice that gives the directions on a car GPS system.

"The biggest problem was when I rented a car I couldn't get the never lost lady."
-- Emily Bazelon, from Slate Daily Magazine Daily Podcast, Slate.com, on January 4, 2007.

by pmmpls January 13, 2008

Booster Looster

The opposite of Looster Booster. The channel has the same name but switched around. Run by Johnny Saiden aka DaMightyBoss. He’s most famous for posting the video “Cue Aidens Hairline”, which was sadly taken down. Sub to Booster Looster

Joe: Hey have you watched the video cue Aidens hairline?
Mama: No. Who made it?
Joe: This channel called Booster Looster. You should sub to him.
Mama: Aight

by Cardboard_Eggs November 5, 2019

You lost your gawtamn socks?!

Have you lost the fucking plot?!?!

(Brought to you from the scrupulous, impervious and enigmatic Steven Haynes. Remember no d's in gawtamn. Pause.)

Dad: Son, take out the trash.
Son: You take out the trash.
Dad: You lost your gawtamn socks?!

by kuttino1 December 16, 2021

God lost his sandals

A phrase used to describe a very remote place or time.

I ain't goin' to Tinley Park. That's where God lost his sandals!

He lived in the middle of nowhere, right down the road from where God lost his sandals.

by onenationunderkim November 16, 2011