Laser for eyes

A metaphor for extreme anger or intense focus, as if your eyes could “blast” someone or something.

If I had laser for eyes, she’d feel my rage.

by VibeSyntax January 5, 2026

the sun is a deadly laser

The correct response to: Why not?

Do you want to take a road trip?
NO
Why not?
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

by Mac Finder June 17, 2017

deadly laser

What the sun is, before there was a blanket.

"No. The sun is a deadly laser. Not anymore there's a blanket!"

by peepums1 July 3, 2017

Fookin Laser Sights

A meme made in Thatcher's operator video, has become a meme for people who use or get killed by a laser sight attachment.

Lit Kid: "That kid is using laser sights!"
Not Lit Kid: "Fookin laser sights!!!"

by tobster1155 February 27, 2018

Super Laser Piss

An attack shot by Eggman in the Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games video to destroy the moon, the reason being that Shadow the Hedgehog has pissed on his wife.

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

by everywalls December 19, 2021

brown laser

the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.

i.e. diarrhea

An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser.

by txba397 December 20, 2008

shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".

"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"

by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010