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Canadian Landslide

Is performed while the female slides her mouth down the males shaft, when he is ready to ejaculate he will slap her in the face with Canadian bacon.
Wow hon, the best thing about the canadian landslide is the combination of bacon and protein.
by 1kookat March 11, 2011
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landslide

A mixture of Codeine cough syrup and any kind of soda
Man, I'm slippin from that landslide I drank earlier.
by The Professor July 30, 2003
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landis

To cheat at somthing, make excuses about said cheating, and then ultimately lie about said cheating.

Refers to Floyd Landis of cycling fame who won the 2006 Tour de France, failed a drug test, blamed the failed drug test on beer, whiskey, dehydration and his natural body, only to find that the failed drug test contained synthetic testoserone, to which Landis replied, "Whatchou Talkin' Bout Willis?"
Jimmy: "Read 'em and weep, assholes, FOUR ACES!"

Ben: "Um, I have a pair of aces, how do you have four?"

Jimmy: "Maybe this was one of those crazy six-ace deck of cards you hear about? Maybe there was a printing error at the factory? Maybe someone put two decks of cards back mixed up? I really don't know how it happened, but I am clearly the strongest poker player at the table this hand!"

Ben: "You fucking Landis!"
by Mike the Bald August 5, 2006
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landslide

Cocksucking guild on Ayonae Ro. Can't beat shit, but each other's dicks.
Landslide blows dick.
by Anonymous September 25, 2003
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Lands

"Got 86ed cause bouncer didn't allow Lands in the club"
by Ghetto Nick September 15, 2006
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Mexican Landslide

A sexual act in which you are getting head while eating mexican food. You unexpectedly fart which excites you and you ejaculate in the chicks mouth, this causes her to back away and fall down the stairs causing a landslide.
Person 1: My chicks in the hospital

Person 2: Why

Person 1: I gave her a Mexican Landslide
by jhdsvjhdsajhfd April 10, 2009
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Landis

A very unattractive person who is a bender and a duster and is considered team water boy
Landis is shit
by sa1617 February 28, 2017
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