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Used the four horse-men in the cover of one of their Church Mags
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"Excuse me,Sir?"
(GreatFakeSmile) "Would you like God to Love You Today"?
" no-You've been Subpoena'd by Metallica to appear in court four using their four horse-men on your Church Mags..... "
"......"
" ....youbettershowuporlarsisgunnafuckyourshitUP
Used the four horse-men in the cover of one of their Church Mags
Lars is Crazy and Foreign
....LarssuiT....
...Haiku... Larssuit
"Excuse me,Sir?"
(GreatFakeSmile) "Would you like God to Love You Today"?
" no-You've been Subpoena'd by Metallica to appear in court four using their four horse-men on your Church Mags..... "
"......"
" ....youbettershowuporlarsisgunnafuckyourshitUP
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"Excuse me,Sir?"
(GreatFakeSmile) "Would you like God to Love You Today"?
" no-You've been Subpoena'd by Metallica to appear in court four using their four horse-men on your Church Mags..... "
"......"
" ....youbettershowuporlarsisgunnafuckyourshitUP! "
"Excuse me,Sir?"
(GreatFakeSmile) "Would you like God to Love You Today"?
" no-You've been Subpoena'd by Metallica to appear in court four using their four horse-men on your Church Mags..... "
"......"
" ....youbettershowuporlarsisgunnafuckyourshitUP! "
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