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kylie

Kylie is the most perfect person on this earth. She’s the most loyal and trustworthy person you’ll ever meet. And she’s freaking HILARIOUS. People can try not to like her, but it won’t work. Her effortless charm and interesting personality attracts everyone. She has many friends who all love her more than anyone. And somehow, she’s talented at everything she does. She’s athletic, smart, artistic, and everything else you can think of. Plus, she’s a babe. Probably the prettiest girl in every school. Guys are almost too scared to tell her how they feel because they know she’s too good for them. Just know that when she picks you, don’t ever let her go.
Sarah: Do you know Kylie?
Maddie: Of course! Who doesn’t?
Sarah: True haha. I love her!!She’s so funny!!!
Maddie: Yeah I agree. She’s definitely my favorite person ever
by watermelonlver1417 January 18, 2019
mugGet the kyliemug.

kylie

what happens after a long night of drinking, usually involves hugging a toilet
" dude i got so drunk last night i kylied all over the bathroom!"

"man you look like you just kylied for hours"
by cheffy_girl April 29, 2009
mugGet the kyliemug.

kylie

noun

a dumb bitch thats like a doorknob everyone gets a turn. she sometimes is a bitch that has big boobs.
dude even guisep got his turn with kylie.
by dubar December 27, 2009
mugGet the kyliemug.

kylie

she’s a fucking bitch. you may think she’s your friend, but you’re wrong. she will stab you in the back and talk shit nonstop. she be out here being the most shallow slut you’ll ever meet. she’s gay as fuck. also she’s a fucking witch. like a literal witch. not like i’m saying witch because i’m too pussy to say bitch. like this dumbass literally practices fucking witchcraft. kylie if you’re reading this me and garrett stole all of the good cards against humanity cards and you’re NEVER getting them back. also get your fat ass out of your milky ass bath, pull the poison filled honeysuckle out of your mouth and take some non blurry pictures of the culinary barbecue, you untalented whore.
garry: i hate kylie.

karsy: me too
by bitchwhire March 5, 2020
mugGet the kyliemug.

kylie

A horrible horrible cheating bitch who pretends to love people uses them then leaves them for someone else, never date a Kylie because they will hurt you
Don't ever date that Kylie
by Knight of the Talon May 23, 2017
mugGet the kyliemug.

Kyli

A weird spelled way. She is funny, but very rude most of the time. She only cares about herself and her ego. Kyli’s are copycats and have to have everything that everyone else has. Kyli’s are self centered and have to be around boys all the time. Kyli’s are usually fake friends and just want to climb the social ladder.
Jay: Why did you dye your hair?
Kyli: So mine can look like Mays!!!
by Whysocrazy December 24, 2018
mugGet the Kylimug.

kylie

A fucking hoe who dates every boy she sees she will even try to take who you like.
by Nasra aden April 24, 2017
mugGet the kyliemug.

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