Kramer

AKA Michael Richards. A quirky character on the sit com “Seinfeld” who was once beloved by all. Pulled a humpty by losing his composure at a stand up performance and went on a racist tirade directed at some African American “hecklers”. He is now a sad lonely racist who has exposed the real person behind the lovable facade.

R.I.P. the good old Kramer we used to know and love. We will miss you.

by BBradsky November 10, 2008

Re-releasing the Kraken

Whilst having vaginal sex with your woman, grab her by the weave whilst attempting to fist her anus. No lubrication is allowed, as lubrication will come from the blood she spills based on your efforts. When the hole seems big enough, release your weaving hand and insert that arm in the anus making it bigger still. When torn enough and you can feel the point-of-no-return, hastely pull out and jizz in the gaping hole, creating a torrent of blood and semen. Now, put from your nose to your chin inside the hole and whilst delivering sharp hooked punches to her hips, scream at the top of your lungs - 'RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!' -whilst she shits on your face. Then, when she's finished, proceed to stand up and beat the shit out of her.

Will fancied re-releasing the Kraken on Juliette 'cos she hadn't built his sandwich correctly.

by KingofWomen December 15, 2010

karpet snake

A huge dick measuring over 1 foot.

The K-Man is the only mutha-fucka with the real Karpet Snake.

by Diego October 2, 2003

kramer attack

1.to have a dirty bum(not exactly homeless) suddenly show up out of no where, annoy you and your friends, steal cigarette butts from the ashtray, and drink from used beer cans. Also to mooch everything they can ranging from food to weed to toilet paper and then ramble for hours on end talking about nothing but primarily a mixture of gibberish, pothead " ideas", stories that probably never happend especially about awesome or terrible experiences.

2. the appearance of an unwanted guest who doesn't get the hint to leave

dave: hey man, pass me a beer!

randy: sure here ya go man.

matt: dude man! let me short that butt man! gwitch!!

dave: OH SHIT! KRAMER ATTACK RUN!!!

by andy wirf November 22, 2009

Klapen

Amazing Eve Player

Did you see that? Klapen solo'd all those guys in his coercer

by RVB-P December 20, 2012

Karpet Kid

a person who has a class in the carpet hallway. the carpet hallway is for a retarded person like micayla

Micayla has classes in the carpet hallway so she is a Karpet Kid.

by Master Italian February 17, 2004

kapeesh moment

Every cringe and pog moment is a kapeesh moment.

'your friend nandi just killed the chat'~
KAPEESH MOMENT.
'your friend died in a cringe way(died in sleep)~ KAPEESH MOMENT

by COLDN1GGA September 30, 2020