un kept

not looking your best

hey please delete those pics lol... im un kept we can take better ones next time k?

by sexayyyy August 16, 2006

Kemps Landing Magnet School

Kemps Landing Magnet School is a place where the smart people are segregated from everyone else. However, there are a great many exceptions to the 'smart' bit. Many people believe that the principal, Mrs. Riesbeck, is a man. Like Ann Coulter. There has been a recent attempt by the School Board to desegregate the school and merge it with a normal public school, but it was voted down.

People say that Kemps Landing Magnet School is the most sheltered middle school in the city. And they're right.

by you'll never know. December 24, 2008

Kempokid

A player moderator in the game called Runescape. First clan he joined was rune raiders and is a very well respected person in the clan world.

One of the best people to talk to on teamspeak, funny as fuck.

He has been called a legend by multiple people. He does not play the actual game of runescape anymore just logs in for clan stuff.

duude Kempokid is a legend

player: Kempokid can you refer me for pmod??

clan member: Kempokid you should join "clan"

by suckmybighairbalz May 4, 2009

kempton

a sexy ass male dog who fucks his kids in a deep freeze he uses a fudgsicle as anal beads and gave all his kids harder aids then magic johnson he also got a ketchup bottle stuck up his own ass crack he pulls out faster then bo jacksons 40 yard dash and his foreskin is as floppy as maggys ears he has a lesbian pride badge becuz of his lesbian wife who is actually lil pumps vagina and 6ix9ine is his fathers fuck buddy he had a abortion cuz of magic johnsons aids getting into him and the baby was as tiny as james charles dick and kemptons can fit a whole popsicle stick down his throat because he had practice with his dad daynan gabe is very non resistant to peepees in throat becuz kempton never showed him his ways on how to take a dick like a real man/peepee taking janitor known as daynans uncle how kemptons learned how to take a dick is from taking notes while watching daynans uncle turn daynans ass into a jube jube kemptons are anti non incest and they usually have a dick that is bigger then rowans forehead. kemptons like turning black thotniggas bums into a star of david and he already turned gabes ass into a fucking swatstica he will never be as good as daynans uncle who turns bums into a whole starbucks building while taking magic johnsons dick in his throat

your a nigger you fucking kempton headass boyo

by heyitsyoboyo June 3, 2019

Kept

A girl who has a dominant man who holds her back such that she looks like who did that.

“Damn girl, u lookin all kept since you got wit him...”

by Reggie405 January 16, 2018

Uma Kompton

Did you mean British ?

Uma Kompton: "ZaynDid9/11"

by YasssQween6372 August 24, 2021

Kept woman

A woman with no backbone in a controlled relationship by a partner who uses and abuses her. The woman may try to leave the abusive relationship but has low self-esteem to do so. The abuser on the other hand will take advantage of this type of woman because they allow them to. The woman may want to leave but are afraid or accept the abuse.

Bill has a kept woman. He never lets her out of the house with her friends.

by cpetkunas October 12, 2020