A delicacy made with ripe plantain, drenched in pepper sauce, fried and sold at night to a man who is trying to steal his friends girlfriend
by Mileybae March 26, 2019
Get the kelewele mug.Not so ambiguously gay duo. When their powers combine they become the ultimate douche bags. Like captain planet but in reverse.
Look at those two guys stealing candy from a baby, they're like Kelvin and Mike.
Person 1: Why are those two guys grabbing those guy's butts?
Person 2: Because they're Kelvin and Mike
Person 1: Why are those two guys grabbing those guy's butts?
Person 2: Because they're Kelvin and Mike
by funkmasterflexjr February 4, 2010
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Get the Keleni mug.Biggest wanna be how, tries to be subtle talking to guys but abviously loves half of them. Takes ugly puctures just to complain that shes ugly so guys deny it but it never happends.
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Get the Kelek mug.One die hard MF Nicki Fan. Dont tolerate shit from nobody and will tell you when where and how to get the fuck off. Far from scary and is the up most Ken Doll if you ask any motha fucka he knows. Mostly vicious and defensive when need be.
Kelvin: WTF, wrong with your hair
Girl: what you mean
Kelvin: bitch you look ratchet asfck, I dont know who told you that shit was cute..
Girl: ....
Others: *Talkin to Kelvin*
Kelvin: Naw that bitch hair fucked up and got her nerve to talk about Nicki, naw Im pissed off right now !
I fuckin love Nicki Minaj she a badd bitch, Ima marry her one day fuck the people that think different.
Girl: what you mean
Kelvin: bitch you look ratchet asfck, I dont know who told you that shit was cute..
Girl: ....
Others: *Talkin to Kelvin*
Kelvin: Naw that bitch hair fucked up and got her nerve to talk about Nicki, naw Im pissed off right now !
I fuckin love Nicki Minaj she a badd bitch, Ima marry her one day fuck the people that think different.
by DefineMeByKNA October 10, 2011
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