kebab disease

When you are sick but you go to the doctor in Turkey instead of going to the doctor in your home country

Bruh I think I have the kebab disease finna go to Turkey

by Tacoboi69 August 29, 2019

niche kebab

Another word for not having any food or drink to hand or not eating anything at all.

Robyn "Do you have anything I can eat?"

Jean "I have niche kebab"

Amy "What are you having for dinner tonight?"
Kieran "Niche kebab mate, I'm preparing for the marathon"

by JeanDman March 22, 2017

chrome-kebab

-a motorycle accessory that serves no useful purpose other than to add chrome to a bike.

-I bought a used bike yesterday, but it'll take me a week to pull off all the chrome-kebabs before I can ride it.

by Spyder James April 1, 2006

Golden kebab

When you put a flaccid penis inside a loaf of bread. (Usually naan or pita).

Yo, I did a Golden kebab last night. Was glorious, but nasty at the same time.

by Chiroptera1337 February 14, 2015

Lab Kebab

When you pull your underpants up high so that they go between your labia

Undies pulled up through labia forming the lab kebab
Also known as labial hotdog

by Lolalonglips January 5, 2014

Antwerp kebab

It's the measurement for really bad kebab. If the kebab scores lower then a 3/10 on the jAlex kebab score one might call it an antwerp kebab. The word 'Antwerp kebab' refers to the kebab incident of pgl antwerp 2022 where jAlex ate a kebab so bad it became a statement.

Damn this is such an antwerp kebab! The kebabs in Austria are way better!

by n8ncs January 12, 2023

Turkish Kebab

When an arrow pierces a man's testicles and then skewers both balls and lodges there still skewering both balls.

Dude, you just gave him a Turkish Kebab!!

by bungusbeefcake July 3, 2011