Definitions by JeanDman

niche kebab 

Another word for not having any food or drink to hand or not eating anything at all.

Robyn "Do you have anything I can eat?"

Jean "I have niche kebab"

Amy "What are you having for dinner tonight?"
Kieran "Niche kebab mate, I'm preparing for the marathon"

niche kebab by JeanDman March 22, 2017