Job Blocking

When a dude interups another guy while that guy is speaking to a lady about his line of work by topping his job.

Guy: So I'm an investor on Wall Street.
Lady:Oh, how interesting.
Dude: Well I'm a Chicago city Firefighter.
Lady: Wow, a firefighter! Oh I bet you save lives and everything!
Guy: Yo man. Stop the Job Blocking!

by Rick Da' Lingquist October 7, 2009

job gypsy

someone who only stays at a job for a couple of months, and then leaves for a different venture, causing their resume to be super long and full of short-term, random jobs

Employer: Her resume is like five pages long, what a job gypsy

by K-Six April 2, 2014

job job

A Job Job is what you've finally gotten after putting in countless hours writing your resume for, and gone on countless number of interviews for. It's respectable, it pays well, it has benefits and you don't have to mumble when you tell people where you work!

I can finally quit that McJob I've had to work at ... I got a JOB job!

by SteveE June 26, 2005

Job For A Cowboy

Fairly underground metal band, who produce excellent work. Emtombment of a Machine and Entities are by far their best songs.

Job for a cowboy and Penknifelovelife at York. Fucking classic mayte.

by Realist Surrealist June 24, 2006

Job float

The realization that one can never achieve distinction on one's job no matter how hard one works or how much is contributed to that job. Due to this, the employee's best course of action is to do as little as possible while working.

"You still doing that same old job? You haven't gotten a promotion in 15 years!"

"I know. Job float is great!"

by Cirdellin January 13, 2010

job bag

A job bag is a pointless manila envelope to keep track of jobs you are doing, often they are left completely empty as the job is completed quicker than the time it takes to create one.

Sarah, can you open me a job bag, thanks

by Confused Designer April 5, 2017

Job Stoppers

Visible offensive tattoos, such as "fuck You" inked across someones knuckles.

Jimmy - "how did the job interview go?"
Richie - "It went great until he noticed the two Marijuana

leafs tattooed on my neck"
Jimmy - "yeah, i thought those Job Stoppers might be a

problem"

by richieallen April 27, 2010