j.b

a j.b is b.j backwards, j.b is a breech of the act of 1441 that states no joel blonde is allowed to suck their penises whilst sticking hd tv's up their back passage. many roumors have been stated in the local jupiter news that j.b orgies have been raided, unfortunately the joels in question were all brunettes so no charges were passed although there is a myth that a real blonde joel performes these j.b acts at college.

hey dude keep this one to yourself but last night i totaly j.b'd ....34" n everything.

holy shit man i cant walk, i need an ambulance
why dude whats up
oh fucking hell i got hooked up with some speed last night and had a bit of a j.b

by jackisasexygitmmm January 15, 2008

J.B.Sinclaire, a French chick, from the French Quarter.

J.B.Sinclaire, married to a guy with a NAME, who is an ass-hole. He plays a dangerous game with J.B. who is far more intelligent to whit he is clueless.
J.B.Sinclaire will at the proper time, wipe the French quarter clean with Alan's ass!

J.B.Sinclaire, a French Chick, from the French Quarter. She will wipe the quarter clean with Alans dumb ass!

by NormaJean19 November 3, 2019

J.J.B

J.J.B or also know ans Juicy Jizz Bag is when you have nothing to not into except for any type of plastic bag and you get it everywhere while trying t aim inside it

Well looks like we found bob J.J.B.

by flimmmy flammy nigga September 29, 2021

J*b

A slur that is targeted toward the proportion of people above a specified age not being in paid employment or self-employment

"Hi Kyle, I'm about to fill out a J*b application.

by DanielLArson April 29, 2025

J*b

Job, but censored

This is basically making fun of both people whom seem to censor every word (because trigger warnings, i guess), and unemployed people. Usually, when you say Job, Outside, or any word that would trigger a degenerate on the Internet, they'll say "censor it!" As a joke.

Person 1: Get a job.

Person 2: Ewww! Censor that word!

Person 3: Yeah, say j*b, or at least add a TW before you say that!

by lesbiangex221 June 10, 2025

J*b

Referring to employment, a j*b is something only idiots have . It is censored because it scares the unemployed and is considered a slur.

Sigma: Yo bruh wanna flicker munt all day today?
Fucking retarded loser: Nah bruh i got a j*b

by albanianfungus12 June 12, 2025

J*b

noun
1.
a paid position of regular employment.
"a part-time j*b"

2.
a task or piece of work, especially one that is paid.
"she wants to be left alone to get on with the j*b"
Similar:
task
piece of work
assignment
project
chore
errand
undertaking
venture
operation
enterprise
activity
business
affair
detail
verb
1.
do casual or occasional work.
"she j*bbed as a waitress until her first role in a movie"
2.
buy and sell (stocks) as a broker-dealer, especially on a small scale.
"his game plan is to buy in then j*b the shares on at a profit"

adjective
1.

A slur against lazy and/or unemployed people.

A: "bro get a j*b" B: "YOU CANT SAY THE J WORD!"

by 0mAkine August 15, 2025