iSniff

iSniff (noun?): The procedure that occurs when two iPhone owners meet and swap phones to see what apps. the other has installed. Can be positive or negative depending upon the coolness or lameness of the app. in question. Derived from the behavior of two dogs when they meet.

Jerry iSniffed Bob's phone and howled aloud when he found the "Where's Britney" app. on the home screen of Tony's iPhone.

by The Meacham River Rangers December 19, 2008

Global Defense Inititive

One of two fighting factions in the Command & Conquer series of games. Generally considered "the good guys," GDI takes it upon themselves to keep peace in the world while keeping the Brotherhood of Nod in its place.

General Shephard runs the Global Defense Initiative while Kane runs the Brotherhood of Nod.

by Joseph D. Collins May 3, 2005

ignition

Slang for vagina. The keys are fingers or a penis. There fore u put the key or keys in the ignition.

"Wow, i bet Caleb wants someone to put their keys in his vagina."

"Looks like Ben put the key in Julie's ignition."

by outsidethat[] March 10, 2009

iShit

To wear an ipod while shitting in a public restroom in order to distract the mind from the potential embarassment of making loud, wet bowel movements. Also confers the added benefit of muting the bowel sounds of fellow shitters.

Can be used as both noun and verb.

(Marcel puts on headphones)
Corey: Dude, you going to the gym?
Marcel: No, i'm going to go take an iShit.

As Aaron sat on the toilet, he heard the faint tracings of "Liberian Girl" by Michael Jackson echoing off the bathroom walls. He instantly knew that Marcel was in the stall next to him, iShitting.

by Sir Squishy March 7, 2008

ignit

an ignorant ass nogga. stupid; retarded; probably someone whos been dropped on der head too much.

"You put the 'e' in 'ignit'

by McNasty aka Ghetto Supa Starr aka So Sick aka Awsometastik September 8, 2007

zombie defense initiative (ZDI)

Just what is the ZDI? We're a group of like minded individuals who realise the dangers presented by reanimated corpses. We enjoy classic and modern zombie movies and literature, and we have lengthly conversations that start with two questions: What if, and What Would I do?

Fact: 99.9997% of all college students are unprepared for a large scale zombie disaster
Fact: No federal funding is allocated towards a specialized zombie defense program
Fact: Preparation is the only provenly effective weapon against the undead

Can you honestly say you're ready for a zombie attack?

Learn the truth about decapitation, the effectiveness of fire, and the importance of a well thought out plan.

Join up with ZDI and form a local chapter. Figure out defense plans and evacuation routes from your dormitory. Assemble a crack team and start training. Study the ways of Bruce Campbell. Its not a question of if they'll rise. Its a question of when.

The Zombie Defense Initiative now has chapters at the following insitutions of higher learning:
ZDI-Boston University
ZDI-University Wisconsin-Madison
ZDI-Colby
ZDI-Fairfield University
ZDI-Central Connecticut State University
ZDI-State University of New York Potsdam
ZDI-State University of New York Binghamton
ZDI-Johns Hopkins University
ZDI-University of Pittsburgh
ZDI-Northeastern University
ZDI-Albion
ZDI-Wagner
ZDI-Michigan State
ZDI-SUNY Albany
ZDI-Temple
ZDI-Hobart & William Smith
ZDI-UMaine (Farmington)
ZDI-UWisconsin (Eau Claire)
ZDI-Acadia

yo that dude got cut cause he ain't part of the Zombie Defense Initiative (ZDI).

by Smittzmcgee December 14, 2008

initiative

(n) Responding to peer pressure before your peers are there to pressure you.

The chalupa had been in the fridge for several days; Mike took initiative and ate it for lunch.

by jim bob rad September 3, 2009