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Inner Rambo

A psychological survival technique commonly found in males that allows them to overcome obstacles in survival situations.

Symptoms include:

Instant ability to use any melee or ranged weapon to ridiculous excess.

The abandonment of any code of honor and respect for life, religion, and/or property.

Massive spikes in manliness, such as the deepening of voice and loss of shirt (an added headband is also a clear sign.)

The systematic "I give-no-shits" attitude towards any hominid that doesn't possess a vagina.

Dramatic weepy background dreams and flashbacks. (The manliness factor is not affected during or after)

A severe immunity to bullets and any other tactical firepower.
After John's plane crashed in the South American rainforest, he used his Inner Rambo to survive the massive number of government insurgents between him and the U.S consulate.

Jim's Inner Rambo kicked in and he carried his attractive female boat passenger to safety, leaving all the other fuck-offs to become instant meat shields.
by Flagged January 16, 2013
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What this website is built on.
urban dictionary is built on innuendoes.
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metropolitan innundation syndrome

Metropolitan Innundation Syndrome, or MIS, has two main manifestations.

The most prominent occurs when someone of rural or suburban origins travels to a large city. Symptoms include disorientation, slow reactions (as they are unused to the faster pace of life), respiratory problems (from polution), hearing loss and/or tinitus (caused by city noise), and eye strain (from excessive light exposure).

The second manifestation occurs when a city-dweller travels to suburbia or a rural area. The primary symptom in this case is boredome, and subsequent substance abuse or destructive behavior.
Type I: WTF? Where am I? All the streets look the same! I can't think with all this noise and light!

Type II: Dude! There's no Starbucks here! Let's get drunk and burn stuff.
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innards

The gooey stuff under your skin that makes you live, like your stomach and intestines.
Jon's innards hurt because he got the wind knocked out of him.
by grace sullivan May 18, 2005
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innocent person

Someone that doesn't harm others on purpose, someone who do not do anything bad. Someone that does not do drugs, crime or anything related to that. An innocent person is someone who is respectful and helpful.
Wow, George is such an Innocent Person.
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In-n-Out

One of the bizarre new religions in California, masquerading as a burger chain. Their secrets and mysteries include the "Neapolitan Shake" and the "Animal Style Fries"
I need some In-n-Out right now!
by havocker February 20, 2009
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innocence

A nun working in a condom factory, thinking she is making little sleeping bags for mice.
its a joke, if you think this is the real definiton of innocence, then you are a dumbass
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