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High-functioning Racist

Someone who isn't racist, but propagate common racist myths, things that "everyone knows is true" but have no base in facts.
She didn't say it to be mean, she's just a high-functioning racist.
by Morphman the Clown September 18, 2017
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Like DIO at the function

A term for a person being a massive hater. So much that it mirrors DIO's hatred for the Joestars in jojo's bizarre adventure.
When the goblin slayer enters a goblin tribe, you best bet he's like DIO at the function.
by Bamboozledpanda May 26, 2025
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Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
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functioning labels

high functioning and low functioning are both common medical term which are actually very harmful to use.

they're often used to measure how easy disabled people are to interact with and not actually how their disorder affects them.

when someone is labelled as high functioning, people assume they have no struggles whatsoever, so they don't look out for them. and then they might have a meltdown or burnout because they've had to push through those feelings all of the time.
and when someone is labelled as low functioning, people assume they're stupid or something along those lines, so they baby low functioning people. even when they're full-grown adults!

(when i use the term "disabled" i mean anyone who is affected by a learning disability or anything similar, if my usage of this term comes off as offensive, just know that i apologise, but i am saying all of this as a disabled person, so ofc i wouldn't use that term to purposefully harm anyone!)
Person 1: so you have high functioning autism?
Person 2: on the outside that may be true for you, but on the inside life is very difficult for me, so i'd prefer if you didn't force functioning labels on me and just do your best to support me instead.
P1: oh crap, sorry man, thanks for explaining
by eboybur June 11, 2022
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Functionally Alternative

A person or persons whom are unable to operate a hammer or tools in general but are extremely capable with knowledge.
Suzan is functionally alternative, she might hurt herself with a soup spoon but she'll hurt you with her knowledge of appropriate Shakespeare insults.
by GridSquid September 2, 2022
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fully functional feline

A cat with all the quirks and qualities of the feline species.
Friend 1: my cat is so strange!
Friend 2: is it a fully functional feline?
Friend 1: yeah.
by TitaniumTesticle May 5, 2018
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hip to the function

Understanding of the prerequisite conditions for an event or institution, including but limited to parties, relationships, and using slang.
How you gonna tell me I can't get in the club with this outfit? Bitch you ain't even hip to the function.
by soulbaby07 May 14, 2016
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