Virginia Military Institute

The nation's first state-supported military college, founded on November 11, 1839. It is located in the small town of Lexington, Virginia, and has been turning out leaders for every walk of life since its inception -- unlike certain other colleges located in Charleston, South Carolina. The Ratline, the initial period of cadetship for all new cadets(Rats), is generally viewed as the toughest initiation of any military college in the country. It also has the distinction of being one of only three schools in the world to have fought as a single military unit in pitched battle at the Battle of New Market on May 15, 1864.

The Virginia Military Institute is the best military school in the United States of America.

by AwesomeDude46 August 24, 2007

instigator

a person who escalates a situation.

boy 1: Yo mama
boy 2: What did you say about my mama?
instigator: Oooh, he talking bout yo mama. Man i wouldn't take that if i was you!

messy agitator troublemaker provocateur meddler

by One Zooted Individual March 31, 2009

instasex

Verb - when two people continue to like each other's photos without any other contact. You both know what you're thinking

She likes all of his photos and he likes hers back. They both think the other are cute and secretly just want to have intercourse but instead they'll have instasex

by Yomomma669 October 3, 2013

instagram comedians

Usually attractive individuals, these instagrammers have migrated from vine after it's collapse, and are hungry for views on their content, of which is usually comparable to human fecal matter. However, their emoji-caked videos are surrounded with "relatable" scenarios that appeal to a very large general audience. These scenarios usually include a female doing things that annoy a male, rampant stereotyping, and mostly (yet sadly) cheating or relationship drama.

The best way to repel such toxic individuals is to NOT watch their content. Just don't. Also, DO NOT tag your friends. They will hate you for associating them with such content.

Regular person: Man, why do people watch these stupid clips? Instagram Comedians suck.

Average prepubescent child: HAHAHA LOL XD LIT FAM IM GONNA TAG A FRIEND LOL

by IronyDetector July 19, 2017

Instagram dat Joint

To take a photograph of something strange and difficult to identify or classify such as a ghost or UFO.

Am I trippin', son? Nah look like I'm not trippin'. Instagram dat joint.

by yeewooty January 12, 2013

Instagib

Stands for Instant Giblets, referring to one-hit kills in FPS games where the victim is instantly turned into 'giblets', or explodes.

Originated in Quake II and made popular in Unreal Tournament.

I took out my instagib rifle and limbs started flying when I started gibbing all around.

by Zopiac April 12, 2009

Instagram Normie

Someone, who shows you the memes that you saw an hour ago on Reddit and argues with you when you tell them that the meme's stolen. He/She also usually thinks that minion memes are funny and quotes like "she believed" are deep. He/She also has the urge to post about every moment of his/her life. They could be very annoying.

-"Hey! Look at this funny meme I found!"
-"You're such an Instagram Normie. This meme was stolen from Reddit. I saw it like an hour ag-"
-"NO IT WASN'T! You're just jealous that I have more followers."

by I don't recognize the bodies March 26, 2019