Dry humping

Sexual rubbing, but as if there is duct tape over the vagina.

Has a time and place, but eventually the pants have to come off.

"Rip this duct tape off right now babe, dry humping time is done"

Or

“The finches were only able to dry hump because of the duct tape condoms over their cloacas”

by rent_a_chick_finch_services April 27, 2019

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Vaginal Humping

vaginal humping is when u try to fuck the clit but u miss and hump the area around then it rips open and makes 2 clits

Brett likes vaginal humping better then sex....

by Marcus misling March 28, 2005

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Bible-humping Homophobic Ultraconservative Dickwad

Someone who takes every law in the Bible literally and uses it to verbally attack people who don't agree with what they say to a tee. They tend to support the death penalty for non-heterosexuals, transgendered people, women who get abortions, and tries to convert all non-Christians within a 200 mile radius.

Ethan: "Fuck, that guy tried to shove his Bible in my face just cause I was gay, he called me a faggot, and said I'd spend eternity rotting in fire and brimstone!"
Krysta: "Was he quoting that one Leviticus passage?"
Ethan: "Yeah."
Krysta: "Wearing a Make America Great Again shirt?"
Ethan: "Yep."
Krysta: "You found a bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad."
Ethan: "Couldn't have put it better m

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 18, 2017

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