Wet humping

Opposite of dry humping; person A making contact with genitalia of person B

Without penetration

I enjoyed wet humping but now I'm concerned with stds

by JustBJK July 1, 2017

dry humping

1) Js, its bloody amazing!
2) its basically grinding against one another. It IS possible to orgasm, especially for girls, and does release the same hormones as penetrating sex. Only you keep clothes, or sheets, between your body and there is almost a 0% chance of getting pregnant.

David Cameron felt total euphoria as he was dry humping the pig.

by sazz.666 November 14, 2015

humming on my microphone

Having to with or actually performing fellatio; first coined in the song "Look At Her" by One Chance

I'm gonna see if I can take her home and get her humming on my microphone....

by robswifey90 November 27, 2006

Humping Day

A day that can occur any day. It is the day you and your partner have sex.

"Hey, Steve! How many humping days have you done this month?"

"None I wanna be a fucking virgin forever!"

"You aren't no virgin! We did porn together on one humping day!"

by FuckingFucker. July 24, 2017

hummingbird rodeo

when a man takes a humming bird and sticks it’s beak into his urethra and keeps putting it deeper until it goes all the way through and out the mouth.

bro i just tried a hummingbird rodeo and it was great!

by PizzaDrinker February 18, 2020

hummingbird top

Little kisses on the top of a dickhead

I didn't want a blowjob, so she gave me some hummingbird top

by coonsauce March 18, 2020

ho humdinger

Something that everyone except you seems to find awesome and/or hilarious. (A portmanteau of 'ho hum' and 'humdinger'.)

Brent: Have you seen Avatar? It's the best movie EVER!

Michelle: Yeah, that's what EVERYONE'S been saying, but I, personally, found it boring as hell. I think it's the biggest ho humdinger in history!

by neochronomo March 19, 2011