humanities

The worst fucking subject after maths.

If you enjoy this subject kys or just get hurt badly.

'Yo what class you got next?'
'Ugh fucking humanities'
'Praying for you bro'

by cooch13destroyer March 05, 2021

Humanities

humanities is that class. yes that faggoty class that gives too much homework. catch a guy working on his ce in passing periods. watch a bro get molested by the 32-page reading he forgot to do. can you complain and skip? no. they strategically give you so much homework but over a span of 2 or more days so u always had the other day(s). oh youre a sophmore? ggs ur english. they crack jokes (and maybe some blunt if u in the crib type shit foo) in class for the entire class or lecture you on your ass time management.

3:52 AM:
"yo wat u up to ma boi, im gaming rn, its getting late" - non humanities-taking friend
"nigga, im doing my religions chart. i just got like 42 more columns" - you (cus u take hum)
"bro wat were u doing all day bruh?" - friend
"abc project, olympus project, 3 practice CEs, 2 major CEs, map quiz & unit test stud." - you
"..." - friend
"oh yea i cant forget my 13 page WHAP textbook, 2 epic, 21 HUM book readings and hum experience" - you
"nig-" - friend
"SHIT- my 10 min SSR & SAQs & LEQ practice" - you
"you might as well mcnutt yourself" - god

by masterWhipper69 October 21, 2022

Humanality

The dog mounted humped the human but did not like being mounted humped by another dog.

To have a dog mount hump a human because of their love for it is humanality

by Owls4ever2005 November 21, 2019

Humanality

Humility towards embarrassment from human experiences, such as the failure to adhere to the standard, unspoken code of ethics and manners. Examples; embracing bodily functions in the presence of other humans, such as unexpected projectile vomitting, flatulation during a cuddling session, fetishes, lack of toilet paper in public stalls, physical attraction to people through blunt verbage and/or gestures, putting one's foot in one's mouth, etc.

She appreciated her new roommate's humanality, caught naked on her way to the shower, in a horrible hung over state. "Ugh. Forgot my towel! Thanks for your humanality."

by Potatoes Mashed February 03, 2016

human

n. A logically necessary fiction.

"Socrates was a human"

by Inna Goldberg September 20, 2005

Humans

Humans are a bunch of fucking retarded cunts that smell of shit and one day I will chop all you fuckers up you fat slags

Did you see they humans walking around their dirty bastards

by English are trannys December 13, 2021

A human

A human being, a descendant of chimpanzees, and Neanderthals

Dave : John, are you a Homo Saipan?
John : No Dave, why?
Dave : So you're not a human?
John : Well, in that case, yes I am a Homo Saipan

by Brendon Patton July 05, 2013