When you are showering with a girl and you get out to shit. While you shit, she leans over from the shower and gives you a blumpkin while you sit on the toilet, and she remains in the shower.
Winston: Did you hear what Jayde did to Jamal?
Chaps: Na bro, what happened?
Winston: She gave him a hoover!
Chaps: Na bro, what happened?
Winston: She gave him a hoover!
by Charlie Chaplinass November 03, 2011
while a woman is performing fellatio on a male and before the male feels that he is going to bust he grabs a large blund object (which he hid nearby prior to the act)and knocks out the woman. he then proceeds and finishes in her mouth however because the woman is knocked out the substance stays in her mouth and dries up creating a blockage.
woman: (awakengin to bruise on her head) "wow what happened last night?"
maid: "senor nicholas gave you a hoover damn, also we need more lemon pledge"
maid: "senor nicholas gave you a hoover damn, also we need more lemon pledge"
by blahblahblah1234654542 July 06, 2011
(noun) The product of one man shitting on another man's stomach adding an assortment of unspecified spices followed by a brisk session of anal sex.
by Dante Valentine April 21, 2006
A person with a set of lips that resemble a vacuum cleaner.
A cocksucker that can attach thier lips to a dick with the force
of shop vac.
A woman who can cause instant ejaculation just by placing her
ample lips around a cock.
A cocksucker that can attach thier lips to a dick with the force
of shop vac.
A woman who can cause instant ejaculation just by placing her
ample lips around a cock.
by jsd9632 March 27, 2012
by T-money jonesly bitch February 17, 2011
the act of sucking the faeces out of a womans anus , and squirting it from your mouth into her mouth.
by climacticbeast1 May 28, 2014
by teachmehowtodouche December 12, 2010