hoofty

A Pennsylvania Dutch word for an imbecile or jackass. Usually synonymous with being low class.

He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. Yeah, he's real hoofty.

by Da Deutche March 23, 2011

hoofprint

The result of trying to type "google.com" by using the gesture feature on the Android stock keyboard.

Ok I'm gonna Google it... Hoofprint! WTF???

by phillips1012 January 8, 2013

hoofer

A tap dancer from N.Y.C mostly. Usually the best tappers around.

"Did you see that boy dance?!!! That boy's a hoofer"
Savion Glover,Sandman Sym,Gregory Hiens,Lon Chany,Chuck Green,Busta Brown,Jimmy Slidel,Diane Walker

by Sid R. January 27, 2007

Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

An endearing term used for the current British Prime Minister.

these are some examples of the actions of what a Hoofwanker or Hoofwanking Bunglecunt gets up to!

Wholesale reorganization of the NHS which will lead to the majority of it being privatized.

Cuts to the police and the armed forces

Handing a rail contract to a German firm instead of Bombardier which is a British firm.

Attacking the disabled by paying a French company, ATOS, millions of pounds to get 9 out of 10 people off the disability allowance and on to JSA. The government denies any targets being set, but Dispatches, a program on the television a couple of weeks ago has shown this to be correct.

The closing of Surestart centers.

Cutting winter fuel payments by £100

Cutting the higher rate of tax from 50p to 45p

Abolishing EMA that the poorest relied on.

Tripling tuition fees.

by rogershulme February 14, 2014

hoofter

Hoofter is a homosexual male, who enjoys joking about his gayness bc he is comfortable with his sexuality.

Friend: "Oi ya hoofter"

Homo: "Aye thats me pal, hoofter poofter"

by Hoofter 3000 May 3, 2018

floppy hoofka

Is a erectile distinction After one has consumed large amounts of alcohol.

I suffer from floppy hoofka after 30 beers!

by Ou812jw May 5, 2018

hoofin it

when you have to walk because you are too broke to have another mode of transportation.

i was "hoofin it" the whole way across pgh because my ride is in the shop.

by ginbra con quina March 22, 2011