hoof doof

A silly, goofy person. An airhead. Funny looking.

Look at that dog. Looks like a hoof doof!

by Trapqueenangie July 30, 2022

Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.

Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.

by HardHoof September 18, 2015

Toe in the hoof

Using your feet to pleasure a young lady floof

I really hope I get a “toe in the hoof’ tonight

by Megan’s toe December 31, 2018

Foof hoof

Another word for camel toe.

yoga pants look a little tight. You can see the outline of her foof hoof.

by Tigermoff August 31, 2020

Hoof Slash

When you get caught by the deer women and she say she your auntie

But damn! That hoof slash had a beautiful moose knuckle .

by dacnomaniac January 02, 2023

mature hoof

An old aged vagina

I met an old lady on the train, she offered to show me her mature hoof.

by TellerOfTales January 28, 2017

human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020