Holy Bleach

It is holy water, only it's bleach, so it'll work better

when you seem something nasty, you better grab some Holy Bleach

by icyhotexplosivecosplays March 30, 2021

Old and holy

What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.

Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.

by jazzrock August 26, 2008

Holy Barktopus

One's exclamation upon seeing a Bear/Shark/Octopus or seeing multiple Barktopi.

Jeff: Holy Barktopus! That dude just got eaten by a pack of hungry Bartopi!

by BarryTheBarktopus September 11, 2011

holy snot

an interjection, used as a means of surprise, frustration, or excitement

Holy snot, the new Super Mario game kicks ass!

by duckhunterDS May 9, 2011

Holy Shitballs

A combination between holy shit and balls. Works if you don't what to say, so just say both.

Holy Shitballs that party last night was insane!

by I love to eat markers November 29, 2022

holy boi

The best way to describe that one friend in the group that is the nicest and the most inocent. The one who doesn't judge the dumb shit you get the group to do or talk about.

is usually very quirky

A meme aficionado.

Me: says "heck"
Holy boi: says nothing but "banned"
We laugh

by TASERFACE January 26, 2018

holy blackerel

This exclamation is shouted by a person of European or Caucasian descent when a person of African descent performs an act that is considered great.

When Oprah performed an abortion on herself, the doctor shouted "Holy Blackerel!"

by gayinfantilerobots May 14, 2009