Holy Snooki

Commonly used as an expression demonstrating unadulterated excitement, and/or infinite amusement, when curbing the use of expletives and blasphemous words while still trying to be funny. Appropriately used at tanning/nail salons, and laundromats; or when holy shit simply isn't good enough.

1. To a person coming out of a tanning salon: "Holy Snooki! You look like an Oompa Loompa!"

2. To a girlfriend: "Holy Snooki, you need a pedi!"

3. Pointing at a hairstyle: "Holy Snooki, look at that poof!"

4. To an acquaintance: "Holy Snooki have you lost weight?"

by psychomango August 25, 2010

Holy the fuck

A combination of holy shit and the fuck.

I was at the store when suddenly a chicken that a woman bought was still alive.

I was like HOLY THE FUCK

by RepetitiveSome September 6, 2010

Holy Glory

Receiving a blowjob through a glory hole in a Catholic confession booth.

Sunday prayer was a real bore, so I headed over to the confession both for a Holy Glory

by Dr. Infant May 25, 2017

holy blackerel

This exclamation is shouted by a person of European or Caucasian descent when a person of African descent performs an act that is considered great.

When Oprah performed an abortion on herself, the doctor shouted "Holy Blackerel!"

by gayinfantilerobots May 14, 2009

Holy Snap

A word means when you found something outrageous and/or saw something secretly crazy.

"HOLY SNAP!" I saw an endless riot when unemployment is on the rise.

by MikeKal August 23, 2009

holy snot

an interjection, used as a means of surprise, frustration, or excitement

Holy snot, the new Super Mario game kicks ass!

by duckhunterDS May 9, 2011

Holy Kittats!

An alternative expression to the common phrase "Holy Cats," or "Holy Kittens!" This phrase brings representation to the in between (or teenage, if you will) stage of cat development, the Kittat.

Speaker 1:Guess what? Brett Favre threw four touchdowns today.
Speaker 2: Holy Kittats! That's a lot!

by Rearden Metal April 29, 2010