holy blackerel

This exclamation is shouted by a person of European or Caucasian descent when a person of African descent performs an act that is considered great.

When Oprah performed an abortion on herself, the doctor shouted "Holy Blackerel!"

by gayinfantilerobots May 14, 2009

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Holy Kittats!

An alternative expression to the common phrase "Holy Cats," or "Holy Kittens!" This phrase brings representation to the in between (or teenage, if you will) stage of cat development, the Kittat.

Speaker 1:Guess what? Brett Favre threw four touchdowns today.
Speaker 2: Holy Kittats! That's a lot!

by Rearden Metal April 29, 2010

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Holy Barktopus

One's exclamation upon seeing a Bear/Shark/Octopus or seeing multiple Barktopi.

Jeff: Holy Barktopus! That dude just got eaten by a pack of hungry Bartopi!

by BarryTheBarktopus September 11, 2011

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Holy Shitballs

A combination between holy shit and balls. Works if you don't what to say, so just say both.

Holy Shitballs that party last night was insane!

by I love to eat markers November 29, 2022

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Old and holy

What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.

Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.

by jazzrock July 29, 2008

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