The Reverse Hillbilly

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your cousin or sibling of the same sex.

Joe Bob: I just made intercourse with Bobby Joe

Billy Bob: but he's your cousin! You gon' an' don' The Reverse Hillbilly

Joe Bob: Oh well

by Duck Funnel March 14, 2011

Vernon hillbillies

The teenagers of Hawthorn Middle School South, and Vernon Hills Highschool that have nothing to live for, and are dumb as shit, the type of people that fight each other for fun.

Guy 1: Hey man, did you hear what the Vernon Hillbillies have been up to?

Guy 2: Was it another fight at school?

Guy 1: Nope, they made a bomb in the library this time

by Vh skatepark August 18, 2021

hillbilly talk

Describes a false statement that is generally spread within very small (and melodrama filled) social circles... Usually stating that something is a certain way when in reality it isn't even close to being true. Their social circle is so small minded, that they themselves start to believe that it’s true just because everyone in their small network says so. They start to hate people that go against their false belief, no matter how trivial... Very similar to religion amongst narrow minded bigots.

Hillbilly Talker: You can't get a rental car anywhere unless you are 25! They just won't let you.
Knowledgeable Person: Yes you can, usually you will just get a higher risk surcharge.
Hillbilly Talker: Na uh, Zach the bartender (at some dive hole in the wall) said he tried to and they wouldn't let him because he is only 24.
Knowledgeable Person: Maybe that policy is specific to the rental company?
Hillbilly Talker: Nope, it's the same way everywhere.
Knowledgeable Person: How do you know? I got a rental car last year, and I'm only 24 this year...
Hillbilly Talker: That’s just the way it is. You are wrong.
Knowledgeable Person: Whatever.

by Daniel Cortolini December 30, 2007

hillbilly awesome

when an event is so incredible and fun but tinged with a trashy, drunken and dimwitted feel of guilt or shame, it is hillbilly awesome. hillbilly awsome is usually used in reference to drinking events in pickup trucks, trailer parks, nascar or backyards with abandoned bathroom fixtures strewn about.

hey all, we ar' gonna' camp out in the back field where pa' dumps all the tires. we have 4 cases of old milwaukee, half a brick of m-80's and two bottles of jim beam - it is gonna be hillbilly awesome

by cosmo corinne May 30, 2008

hillbilly hydraulics

a condition created when the rear struts or shocks of a car stop functioning and the weight of the car rests only on the springs causing the ass end to bounce under hard braking.
adds at least 10% to the coolness factor of a car

my Tempo has ridiculous hillbilly hydraulics when I pump the brake pedal

by tempopetey December 25, 2007

Arizona Hillbilly

A fairly large population of rednecks in Backwoods people reside in the state of Arizona granted we are the South, Picacho Peak was tied to the civil war , being it was Arizona's only Civil War battle. Any Which Way nearly 56% of Arizona's population happens to be Hillbillies or rednecks actually being a Hillbilly is not a bad thing ,so all you folks out there that think they're bad Backwoods animals you're gravely mistaken. The fact is they're quite intelligent utilizing the land for their best benefits in productivity such as if someone has a bunch of debris and garbage in the backyard well what you do ? You profit off of it somehow someway like, garage sales or yard sales or planting a garden in your property and grow your food, or ,you raise chickens and have them run through your house and then when you're ready to eat them ,well, walk them right into your oven, whatever way you have to find fit to survive is one way of looking at it.

The actual true definition of an Arizona hillbilly is one who participates in the daily use of Meth. Activities such as hoarding lots of sex, group showers to name a few. All in all hanging out with an Arizona hillbilly will be a good experience.

by Ralph morning December 7, 2016

hillbilly golf

A game played with PVC pipes connected to make four rungs; the goal is to wrap a length of rope with balls attached to either end to one of the rungs of your opponent's PVC setup.

I was at a party this weekend and we played hillbilly golf on the lawn. Cletus lost an eye.

by snowcaps March 8, 2009