help me

A signal for help usually put in by insane people or your on a school chromebook and screaming for help, but instead searching it than calling a therapist. When you find this is a definition you will read this entire page helplessly, and doing anything but focus in class.

help me im bored

by Letyoudown March 11, 2022

Helpful Harold

An overly helpful stranger with no boundaries or social skills.

That Helpful Harold just walked up and turned my food on the grill. Who is that guy?

by Dcarl262 July 20, 2016

DMV helpful

A customer service representative, server or any other service worker who is just helpful enough to get by.

I called the cable company to ask about my bill.
Were they helpful?
Yeah...DMV helpful! I was on for 40 minutes and I still don't have HBO.

by MelMomma March 13, 2010

Hope this helps

Used in order seem helpful on a surface level but in reality this phrase is often used sarcastically in response to a bullshit text message or email.

basically a polite way of saying "you're an idiot, fuck off"

1. "Man I hate not having any money"

2. "Thats because you're unemployed, Go get a job, Hope this helps."

by ☆⌁ June 15, 2023

anything that helps

I was actually serious about a first silent catch up

anything that helps

by Krkič April 27, 2022

Helping Hand

The name of the repossession company that Otto works for in the film "Repo Man".

Oly: "Helping Hand"...fucking right we took your car. Guess who told us where it was, your goddamned brother!

by semanon March 21, 2008

Helping Hand

when one person inhales weed then kisses another person, the person that recieves the kiss inhales the weed smoke by the kiss. the kiss usually lasts as if your making out for seven seconds.

helping Hand:If your looking to do it.

inhale the smoke, dont exhale, then kiss the person for seven seconds. as if making out. the person will inhale the smoke then after the seven seconds release the smoke. youll feel high.

Its hardcore when your listening to satisfaction by benny benassi or I kissed a girl by Katy perry trust me.

by Cookiepants October 30, 2008